To hype the coming out of our savior Flumpty, we present...
EGG PLUSH. IT SEES. IT FEELS. IT FEEDS ON LOVE AND AFFECTION.
Wanna buy it?
Aries- "I think it just stared at me..."
Taurus- "Can I eat it? I can? Hell yeah!" (You can try.)
Gemini- "Who is this Annoying Orange mascot looking ass?"
Cancer- "It probably shits sprinkles or something. Fucking disgusting."
Leo- "The game seems legit, so yeah, I'll have a go at it."
Virgo- "It better not look like the shit from Funko..."
Libra- "Where is it though?"
Scorpio- "IT TRAVELS THROUGH TIME AND SPACE! THAT'S FUCKING POPPIN'!"
Sagittarius- "I just want someone to hang out with."
Capricorn- "It has teeth. IT HAS FUCKING TEETH."
Aquarius- "Smol."
Pisces- "It's a FUCKING EGG. What's the big deal?"
Guys, I am losing grip on ideas... I can do this!
--DearSon, Preparing For Their Inevitable Demise--
YOU ARE READING
Horror Zodiac
HorrorWell... here we are again. Have a go at it, I guess. //SENSITIVE TOPICS WARNING//
