Y'all just be like "Ooga Booga Booga!"
Like, I just wanna lay in my sorrows and eat them. Don't ask.
What Horror Cliché Do You See A Lot In Your Life?
Aries- mmmmm basement
Taurus- "Oh! Who's there? Can't be the LITERAL KILLER next door!"
Gemini- RING RING RING MOTHERFUCKER W O R K
Cancer- AAAAAAA! CHILDREN GO AW A Y!
Leo- About that... you kinda died before you could see any.
Virgo- Gotta go no- DAMMIT MY CAR WON'T START-
Libra- So i'm just gonna put crayon on the wall, not gonna be a plot device or anything...
Scorpio- "MOM I AM LITERALLY BLEEDING" "Honey, just drink some water. You're fine."
Sagittarius- You just singing in the shower when you realize just then you're dead. Big oof man.
Capricorn- "Hey guys- ...Am I the only one alive?! Idiots!"
Aquarius- HOW IS THE KILLER STILL ALIVE?!
Pisces- Fred be like: "Let's split!" Split what? Your friendship?
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Horror Zodiac
HorrorWell... here we are again. Have a go at it, I guess. //SENSITIVE TOPICS WARNING//
