"It's fine," I said rubbing my arms uncomfortably.
Bill then snapped his fingers one last time and put me in a navy blue tuxedo with matching slacks, a black bow tie, and black dress shoes.
"Oh! Now THAT'S more like it! Blue is DEFINITELY your color." Bill said.
"It's nice, I guess." I responded, "But-"
"You guess?!" Bill interrupted me, again, "It's the nicest tux you'll ever wear in your life!"
"Bill-"
"Your fiancé is very lucky to have you!"
"Bill!"
"Oh wait, that's ME~!"
"BILL!"
"Oh? Yes, Pine Tree?" Bill responded, finally.
"Don't you think tomorrow's a bit... soon?" I asked him.
"Hmm, let me think about it." Bill said, "Nah!"
"But Bill, I barely even know you!"
"What's your point Pine Tree?"
"The point is," I said rolling my eyes, "is that I don't want to get marri-"
"Umm, do I have to remind you of our deal Pine Tree?" Bill said angrily, having his hair and clothes turn slightly red.
"And I WILL!" I said quickly, before he got any madder, "Just, maybe not yet."
"Explain."
"It's just that I always thought that when I got married, I would fall in love first."
Bill scoffed, "Psshh, there'll be plenty of time for that! Falling in love is overrated anyway."
"But I'd rather-"
"Bla, bla, bla, what makes you think I'll listen to you-" Bill's eye then grew wide, realizing what he just said.
I cleared my throat and looked at him sternly, "I recall you said you would give me whatever I desired."
"I did say that, didn't I?"
"Then I want the wedding postponed!"
"But- but-!"
"You said you wanted a WILLING bride, right?"
"Well I did, but-"
"Well, I would be more willing if we got to know each other first!"
"I- YOU! GAH!" Bill screamed, "You're a lot more difficult than I thought you would be!"
"Well I'm sorry, but you'll have to deal with it." I shot at him, "So postpone the wedding, or else I won't cooperate."
Bill's POV:
AGGGHHHH! How could I let this meatsack get me stuck in a corner like this?!
Be patient Bill, we'll get him in time. You just have to play it cool.
"Well?" Pine Tree asked.
I sighed, "Very well Pine Tree, we'll postpone the wedding. For now. Which means you won't be needing this." I snapped my fingers and gave Pine Tree his normal clothes back but kept the necklace around him.
An idea then popped into my head.
"Why don't we strike another deal Pine Tree?" I asked.
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Bride of Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls BillDip Fanfic)
ספרות חובביםNot long ago, an evil dream demon, of the name Bill Cipher, attempted to rule all of reality and existence. A first attempt to stop him was with the Cipher wheel, but it failed. The only people left to stop him were the Pines family. But the Pines n...
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