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all hail the maknae

seungmin
we have a closet case on our hands

minho
who is it? you?

seungmin
i am asexual, loud and proud asexual.

minho
you're not aromantic though
you can still have a sexuality

seungmin
suddenly i am.

minho
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

jeongin
who is the closet case??

hyunjin
^^

seungmin
based on all my scientific research
it is minho

minho
n o

hyunjin
minhos not gay
and why would he not tell us?

jeongin
yeah, hyunjin and i are literally dating
minho should feel no shame when
telling us

minho
exactly
if i was, i would tell you guys!

hyunjin
see seungmin
you can't just force a sexuality on people
because they hoe around

minho
HOE AROUND??
WHATTTT

jeongin
you're just a tae bit of a hoe 🤏🤏

minho
the fuckkk
i am not a hoe
that isn't even fucking funny.

seungmin
ok you're right
you are not a hoe
but still... explain why you are flirting
with a gay guy when you're straight

minho
ok i will admit i am slightly being a flirt
but not a hoe!!

jeongin
it's being insensitive
that's what it is

minho
what?

jeongin
you're pretty much leading him on
even if he knows your straight
you flirting with him could result
in him thinking he has a chance
and he could catch feelings and get
hurt

hyunjin
why do you suddenly care what
happens to jisung ???

jeongin
because jisung is a nice guy
just talk to him hyunjin
i'm sure you'd actually like him
just don't get too close since he used
to like you...

seungmin
in conclusion
minho is a dickhead for flirting with
jisung.

minho
NOOO ITS A MUTUAL AGREEMENT

jeongin
jisung agreed to get his heart broken
by a straighty like you???

minho
noo
i said i would stop flirting with him if he
stopped flirting with me

hyunjin
let me guess
he said "i'll stop when you stop"

minho
is typing...

jeongin
he's struggling to answer

seungmin
hyunjin, you got him

minho
OK HE MIGHT'VE SAID THAT
BUT I DONT KNOW
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

seungmin
because you're gay

minho
NO

seungmin
so you're really straight?

minho
yes
i'm really straight

seungmin
fine
i guess i'll believe you

minho
thank you

seungmin
just stop flirting with jisung unless
you want to hurt him

jeongin
^^^^

hyunjin
i mean i don't really care for the guy
but yeah, what seungmin said

minho
it's harmless play but whatever

jeongin
it's not harmless when he catches feelings🥰

minho
he wouldn't

hyunjin
he might

minho
doesn't he like you hyunjin?

hyunjin
we've literally never spoke before
so think about how easy it would be
for him to catch feelings for you when
you actually flirt with him

minho
...

hyunjin
exactly.

minho
i have a class to teach.

>>minho went offline

seungmin
and he runs away from it like always







a.n.

writing minho as a hetero hurts my soul 😫✊

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