Archonlight System Genesis

CHAPTER 20 - A VERBAL CATFIGHT BAR FIGHT

CHAPTER 20 - A VERBAL CATFIGHT BAR FIGHT

I can’t hold it anymore.

Seeing the Agarthan Princess on a cat-maid costume is pure cuteness, and the blushing effects on her face add to the mix. Did I forget to tell you that I have a thing for hot girls in eyeglasses? It makes her a lot more adorable! And oh, her embarrassed expression makes me want to tease her.

“Pfft!” I scoffed.

All of a sudden, Lizzy materialized her sword and pointed it at my throat.

“You really love risking your neck, aren’t you!?”

“W-Wait! Don’t just use magic in the public!” I cried.

“I don’t care! What’s so funny, you stupid donkey!?” Lizzy glared. “Are you mocking me? You find it funny that a royal princess like me would stoop so low!?”

“Did you just read my mind?”

“Grrrrr!” The sword went an inch closer to my adam’s apple.

“N-No!” I raised my hands up. "I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding!"

“Wah!” It was a shriek from the counter of the cafe. All of a sudden, a white-haired cat-maid with fluffy paw gloves entered the scene and hugged Lizzy from behind just to remove the sword from my throat. “T-There you are, Maid Lizzy!”

“M-Manager!” Lizzy cried.

The cat-maid manager immediately whispered to Lizzy but their conversation is loud enough for me and Yufa to hear.

“Maid Lizzy, I told you not to threaten the customers! Please refrain from pointing your sword to anyone!” The manager said.

“But he’s mocking me!” Lizzy said. 

“Customers are gods in a maid cafe, remember that! We should treat them with love and care, or else they won’t leave any tips!”

Lizzy made a deep sigh. "Fine."

As soon as their briefing is done, the manager-maid and the princess of Agartha turned towards us. The manager bowed with all her heart as she spoke to us.

“I-I’m sorry for my cat-maid’s manners, my dear customers nya! I’m the cat-maid Manager Neko and this is our new recruit Maid Lizzy! She's our cutest maid in this cafe! However, she’s still not used to this costume, so I apologize for her manners, nya~”

Manager Neko elbowed Lizzy, which triggered her cute cat-maid introduction switch.

“I-I’m Maid Lizzy, meow. I’m glad to be of service to you, m-master.”

Lizzy’s cute reddish face combined with an adorable gesture of hugging her tray and talking like a shy person is a killer move for me. I felt like a heart-shaped arrow just struck my heart. 

“I-Is that all your order, m-master?” Maid Lizzy asked.

“Oh, there’s one more thing,” I said. “I want you for dine-in.”

After I said those words, everybody freaked out. Yufa and Manager Neko had their jaws hung with “Eeeeeeeh!?” cries coming from their throats. Meanwhile, Maid Lizzy had her brain explode. She’s all radioactively red now.

“You… You... You’re mocking me!” Maid Lizzy roared. She raised her tray up above, ready to smash it to my head.

“W-Wait, Maid Lizzy!” Manager Neko cried. “Remember, customers, are gods!”