Wrong Answer, Dumb-ass [ 1 ] (Thiam)

Chapter 003

Lydia

Liam:
Hey Lyds, it’s Liam.
Stiles gave me ur number, which u already know…
Melissa got me a tutor and it doesn’t seem to be helping, Stiles trusts u, I could use ur help

Lydia:
You’ve got the wrong person.
Firstly, I’m a guy.
Secondly, what the hell is a Stiles?
Thirdly, learn to type properly jesus christ kid, I bet you’re failing English too.

Liam:
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit
Stiles is a person, not an object which u make him out to sound like
Also, whether or not I’m failing English is not of ur concern

[Lydia has now been changed to Not Lydia in your contacts]

Not Lydia:
It’s rude to swear has anyone ever told you that?
Especially to a stranger whom you’ve known for what, five minutes?

Liam:
I’m not supposed to talk to you, sorry 4 bothering you

Liam:
Stiles, I wrote the wrong number down when u called me, turns out the person was some dude, probably a boomer

Not Lydia:
Liam, I’m twenty.
I’m personally offended to be called a boomer, plus this isn’t Stiles.

Liam:
How the hell do u know my name
Who the fuck r u

Not Lydia:
Read up dumb-ass

The Three Musketeers

Liam:
Stiles, I copied down the wrong number and ended up talking 2 a complete stranger, I then messaged him thinking it was u, called him a boomer

Stiles:
That’s my boy *face palms*
I’ll get Lydia to message u instead, are you sure it was a guy though?

Scott:
Stiles, can u pass Liam a message him, tell him I think he’s an idiot

Liam:
Dude, I don’t know, I didn’t hear their voice

Stiles:
I should be the 1 mad at u Scott!
U kissed Lydia and didn’t think 2 tell me, I’ve been crushing on this girl since the third freaking grade

Liam:
Guys, just 4get about it, it was all in the past

Stiles:
4GET ABOUT IT! 4GET ABOUT IT
HAHAHA
I’D HAVE NOTHING 2 4GET ABOUT IF YOU HADN’T TOLD ME

Scott:
Don’t blame my brother for this Stilinski

Liam:
God help me