GC college ||BTS CRACKFIC

3. Hi we are, BTS!

 "Is that a bird?"

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''Okay boys, you know what to do. Just shut up and smile. DO NOT say anything.'' Namjoon said in his 'leader voice'. 

''Yeah okay whatever. Thanks boss.'' Yoongi said and proceeded to ignore Jungkook's annoying chatter about baboons.

Namjoon sighed and opened the door to the classroom. There were at least 30 students inside and all of them were in their own little groups talking about whatever normal high schoolers talk about. Not like the 7 boys would know.

Namjoon took a deep breath and walked in, praying that nothing bad would happen. Like come on, they're just walking inside a classroom. What's the worst that could happen? 

Taehyung tripped on his shoelaces and fell, taking a table along with him.

 Hoseok had already invaded everyones personal space and privacy, asking them questions like what their favourite colour was and how many cats their grandma had.  

 Jin saw a girl putting lip balm on, stormed up to her, noticed it wasn't Nivea or Burt's Bees, snatched it out of her hands and threw it out the window. 

Jungkook had caught some of the popular looking girls' attention so they were staring at him and whispering to each other. He felt nervous and scared so he scooted away from them and ran to Yoongi. 

Yoongi immediately dodged the running Jungkook, causing the younger to lose his balance and fall on a guy with pink hair.

Jungkook screamed and ran to the other side of the classroom.

He bumped into Namjoon and looked up at him with doe eyes and a pout on his face. ''Hyung, I'm scared of this place.'' 

Namjoon looked at the commotion and immediately regretted life. Everyone in the classroom was staring at them. Great. Just great.

Just when Namjoon was about to drag the boys away from everyone, all of them heard a woman's voice.

''Good morning~'' a very young lady walked in carrying a few books, wearing a tight skirt and a white shirt with black heels. She had dark silky hair and plump pink lips. Her eyes were a pretty golden brown. She was beautiful....in the eyes of the other students. And maybe Park Jimin.

All of the students smiled and stared at her except for the seven new boys. 

Seokjin was the first to speak up. ''Who are you? And who told you to get out of the bin and roam around?'' he asked in a disgusted tone.

''Nice to meet you too. You must be one of the new students.'' the lady said, half irritated. 

Namjoon took the chance and stepped infront of her. ''Yes, we..'' he said gesturing at the boys ''are the new students. Nice to meet you.''

''Ahhh I see..'' She said with an amused look on her face, slightly checking the 7 boys out.

''Well, please take your seats. My name is Rozzane, you will call me Ms.Drew.''

''Nancy Drew be looking real different here.'' Jimin said under his breath. 

''WELL. Let's see if everyone is here shall we?'' she asked the class giving them a diabetic smile.

''Park Jimin?'' she called out.

''Here.''

''Here.'' Jimin said and then turned around in confusion. 

He saw a girl looking at him, equally confused.

''The hell girl, I'm Park Jimin. Who are you?'' Jimin said irritated. 

''Uhm I'm Park Jimin. What do you want?'' She said glaring at him

''Ooo I smell a catfight.'' Taehyung whispered to Namjoon. 

Namjoon stared at Taehyung and shifted his gaze to the window, wishing he could jump out from it.

 Jimin crossed his legs and exaggerated his blink. ''Ohohoho! Bitch! Stop being like Jeon fucking Jungkook and stealing everything from me. He has has stolen EVERYTHING from me. Except for my virginity god dammit Jeon-''

''Wait wha-'' Park Jimin 2.0 started.

''Besides the point! Excuse me Miss Hot detective-''

''It's Ms. Drew.'' the teacher replied dryly.

''This is insane! There's only one Park Jimin and one Busan Bitch. And that person, is me. Why does no one get that?'' Jimin asked, looking at the class as if he expected everyone to know. 

Suddenly Park Jimin 2.0 stood up and slammed her hands on the desk. ''You know what?! We're going to have a contest to see who the real Park Jimin is! There will be singing, dancing and modelling. And the winner gets to sleep with the hottest guy and in school AND gets the title Park. Jimin.  Meet me today at 4 p.m. Near the school grounds.'' She said looking at Jimin dead in the eye.

Namjoon suddenly stepped up and began to speak. ''Is all of this really necess-'' 

''Shutup!'' Jimin and Jimin 2.0 shouted together. 

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Hey guys sorry for the extremely non weekly update. Them brain juices just ain't flowing (yes that is the most pleasant way to say it). 

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