The Greeks fly high in the sky tonight, not a praetor to be seen. Reyna's left to go find Jason, so it looks like... I'm the king.
All the roman legions are left under my command, She told me not to charge, but those Greeks I can't stand...
"Don't let those Greeks into out camp!" That's what I said, but Percy is 'the champ'. Percy let them in and now New Rome's blown uuuup... GREEKS BLEW IT UUUUP!!!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks! Let the blood from their bodies leeeeaak! Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks! Show them Romans are neevverr weak!
I don't care what Reyna says! Let the war rage on... Never liked them imbeciles anyway!
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Percy Jackson Headcanons
Fanfiction{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and str...