Victorious Preferences [COMPLETED]

Your Pairing In Brain Squeezers

Requested by strawberrygrungecake - for this I made up a section on the game show the gang plays in, Brain Squeezers, where you have to pair up to win a point for your team, with disastrous consequences.

Jade: you don't even find out what you two were meant to do, as before the host explains Jade explodes that she's fed up with this and storms offset to go stand up for her friends to the producers of the game show. Unfortunately, that leaves you without a partner, which means you get both bricks whacked into your stomach.

Beck: you are both put in tubes opposite each other that are set to fill with saltwater unless you confess your feelings to one another. You both ask why this is a challenge, because you recently broke up with each other, but the host simply says it's all a part of the game. Recorded for all, you have to admit that you still think about Beck every night when you look up at the ceiling to see the poster he stuck up there for you, and he confesses that he wrote a song about your breakup in private. It's the most humiliating moments of your entire life - and you're including the time you had a crush on the faces in Mt. Rushmore.

Tori: you both have to answer lightning round trivia questions about Tori's culture, Latinx. Neither of you know any of the information he's asking out of you, resulting in both of you being shot at with Salteñas.

André: you have to sing an ABBA duet with each other, and if either of you are off-key at any point another load of batteries will be tipped over the both of you. Voices wobbly, you sing along to SOS, quite fitting in the circumstances. For one thankful time the host decides you've one this challenge and doesn't tip batteries over you - and then, when you get back to your podiums, he gives the signal to just tip blue paint over the two of you instead.

Robbie: Robbie has to blow into a pipe to heat the miniature oven you have to bake a cake in, and if the temperature stays at the correct level you win a point. Naturally, as Robbie can barely breathe properly on his own, you volunteer to switch places; unfortunately the host says that isn't allowed, meaning you have to watch Robbie run out of breath incredibly quickly whilst you're frantically whisking - you both get seven water balloons each dropped on you as punishment.

Cat: the man who later pins Tori to the ground as she struggles to get the prize money comes back to play piggy in the middle with you and Cat, the two shortest people here trying to throw the ball over the reach of a tall burly man. Needless to say, he caught the ball, and the both of you get assaulted by leafblowers blowing unbearable gusts of air into your mouths for five straight minutes.