Incorrect Utaite [190]

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_amatsuki_: A human heart costs at least 40.000 yen

_amatsuki_: But I gave you mine for free, you ungrateful bitch

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Nico_nico_Sou: I feel like shit

Pusu_kun: What happened?

Nico_nico_Sou: Work and stress happened

Nico_nico_Sou: On the bright side, I haven't slept in 69 hours

Pusu_kun: How is that good?

Nico_nico_Sou: 69

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96_neko: Top surgery should be renamed boobie removie

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soraruru: You rank everyone by their appearance?

nqrse: Calm down, 12

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kiyo_saiore: Can't see the haters, my lashes too long

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oO0Eve0Oo: I need a word in which there's three consonants in a row, I can't think of anything. Can someone help?

uni_mafumafu: Strangulation

oO0Eve0Oo: ...how's life, Mafumafu-san?

uni_mafumafu: Oh, you know. The usual

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sakatandao: I've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain

96_neko: So you're smart now?

sakatandao: I'm stupid faster

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neru_sleep: If you rob a store naked as a minor, no one can watch the footage without committing a crime

shima_s2: Why...

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syounen_t_sako: Fuck marry kill, Soraru-san Amatsuki-kun and Senra-san?

luzabs: Hmm... marry...

luzabs: Mafu

syounen_t_sako: He's not even an option

luzabs: I'll marry Mafu

syounen_t_sako: Luz-kun

luzabs: Marry. Mafu

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sen_senra: I'm hitting a new level of not giving a fuck it's honestly inspiring

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shima_s2: I am the human version of tangled headphones

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_amatsuki_: How is the most attractive person in the world doing?

kashitaro_ito: I don't know. How are you?

_amatsuki_: Can you stop flirting back and tell me how you actually feel?

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uratasama: You can't even spell "bouquet" right, what are you even doing?

sakatandao: It's called a bookay because it's for your boo...

sakatandao: ...kay?

sakatandao: I'm way too drunk to be doing this. I'm out

uratasama: You're doing great, sweetie

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soraruru: Life is a banquet and death is the dessert

uni_mafumafu: I love dessert!


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Apparently the max number of parts is 200, so this is it, folks. I originally wanted to end it in Incorrect Utaite [200] but I guess [190] is the final chapter which is kinda bothering me ww.

Thanks for reading all this time and for various media to provide most of the quotes here.

Once again, thank you and goodbye!

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