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uratasama: Christmas is canceled

sakatandao: You can't cancel a holiday

uratasama: Keep it up and you'll lose New Year's too

sakatandao: What does that mean?!

uratasama: Shima-kun, take New Year's away from Sakata

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neru_sleep: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?

soraruru: What's a matter baby?

neru_sleep: Nothing sweetie, what's the matter with you?

soraruru: I'm going to stab you with a wooden stake

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oO0Eve0Oo: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

singing_rib: Knife to the throat?

96_neko: Gun to his back?

Nico_nico_Sou: Poison to his cup?

oO0Eve0Oo: You are all horrible

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kashitaro_ito: Comb your hair every once in a while. You got strands in my cereal

_amatsuki_: Stop yanking on it every time we have sex and maybe it won't shed so much

kashitaro_ito: ...

_amatsuki_: ...

kashitaro_ito: The hair can stay

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neru_sleep: I like Uratan better than Sakatan

uratasama: Listen here, you little punk ass bitch

neru_sleep: It was a joke!

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uni_mafumafu: You know what else is beautiful than the stars?

uni_mafumafu: Me, stars are beautiful because they're constantly dying, just like me

soraruru: ...

uni_mafumafu: Oops, autocorrect. I meant "you". You're beautiful tonight, Soraru-san

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shima_s2: There is nothing more than regular friendship between me and Senra-kun

luzabs: Wow, I knew you're multilingual but I had no idea you can speak fluent bullshit

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uratasama: For someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever, I'm really sensitive

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kashitaro_ito: Baby, I miss you

_amatsuki_: The sink is already full of dishes and cups right

kashitaro_ito: Yep

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soraruru: So as some of you may know, my boyfriend is a little scary sometimes

nqrse: A little? Dude's a stone cold Slytherin