Incorrect Utaite [20]

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soraruru: You're like a drug for me

neru_sleep: Are you that addicted to me? (*・∀-)☆

soraruru: No, you ruin my life

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gero2525: I JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BIRD

niconicosamurai: You should've ducked

gero2525: Was that a fucking bird pun

syounen_t_sako: Forget ducking. Birds drop crazy low when they need to. You should've dove

gero2525: Was that another fucking bird pun

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uni_mafumafu: Don't even try to pick a fight with me

uni_mafumafu: Because I'll cry very loudly and it'll be embarrassing for the both of us 

uni_mafumafu: Let's just talk about it over a cup of chocolate milk~ ☆

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uratasama: THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FUCKING FIRE

shima_s2: THE OCEAN IS FLOODING. I REPEAT, THE OCEAN IS FLOODING

sakatandao: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS. IT'S SPINNING!!

senra_s2: A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IN IT

soraruru: These people, seriously

uni_mafumafu: OH DEAR JESUS ALL THE FISH ARE DROWNING

soraruru: Not you too!!!

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sakatandao: Urata-san, help... My marshmallow is on fire...

uratasama: Bad stuff doesn't happen to you because of bad luck. Bad stuff happens to you because you're a dumbass

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soraruru: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Rib, Sakata, and Neru, I would shoot Neru twice

singing_rib: Soraru-san are you drunk?

sakatandao: Why am I on the list?!

neru_sleep: #Shook

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