Sasuke x Shikamaru

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Shikamaru: I think you all already know what I'm going to say. So, I'm going to go back to my nap now. 

Ino: THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THIS?

Sasuke: As if I would ever stoop this low. 

Shikamaru: Okay I'm back. 

Shikamaru: Would you like to repeat that Uchiha.

Sasuke: Not particularly. 

Shikamaru: Fair enough. 

Sakura: I..... kind of like it?

Naruto: GOD NO. MY TWO BEST FRIENDS FUCKIN? WHAT IS THIS. LUNATIC VILLE?

Sakura: What the hell Naruto what am I to you if Shikamaru is one of your two best friends?

Naruto: My girlfriend. Duh. 

Sakura: No. 

Sasuke: No. 

Ino: Lol.

Shikamaru: Ugh this is a drag can we just rate it already. 

Sakura: 7/10. 

Ino: 8/10 for aesthetics only. 

Naruto: 0/10!

Shikamaru: 1/10. 

Sasuke: 0/10. 


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