Itachi x Deidara

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Ino: Damn that's pretty hot. 

Sakura: Agreed. 

Sasuke: Hm. I always figured that guy was gay for my brother. 

Naruto: They both wear ponytails so they're basically the same.

Ino: Um.....

Sakura: No.......

Naruto: Yup. Pretty sure they're the same. Plus, they're both in the Akatsuki. So...... double the same. 

Sakura: Ok..... Anyway, 100% ship. 

Ino: Yup. Me too. 

Naruto: Ok I guess. 

Sasuke: Well I did kill both of them, so that's kind of an issue. But I guess they can make out in Heaven or whatever. 

Ino: Hell.... probably. 

Sasuke: Fuck you. Itachi was a saint.

Ino: But you killed him!

-Sasuke has removed Ino from the conversation-

Naruto: So.... 7/10?

Sakura: 9/10.

Sasuke: 4/10. I still hate Deidara so.


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