Sakura x Madara

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Sakura: OH MY GOD! *eyes start watering*

Sasuke: Okay, I rescind all of my previous statements. THIS  is the worst one.

Naruto: HOLY SHIT SAKURA.

Ino: Poor Billboard Brow. You just get shipped with everyone, huh?

Sakura: It's a blessing and a curse. 

Tenten: This-This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Sasuke: Let's go through the laws that are being broken here.

Ino: Necrophilia

Sakura: Pedophilia

Tenten: Treason.....probably

Naruto: I don't know what any of those words mean I just know this is gross as hell.

Sasuke: You're an idiot.

Sakura: Can we do the ratings now? The trashcan just can't seem to get enough of my bile today.

Sasuke: 0/10

Tenten: Ya, I think that's a unanimous decision.

Ino: Yup! Let's move on.

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