Naruto: EWW TWO MORE CRUSTY OLD DUDES!
Shikamaru: I mean Hidan isn't old but sure.
Choji: Oh no, not these guys! These guys suck!
Ino: Hm. Sure, they can fuck themselves. Why not.
Naruto: Ino! The fuck!
Shikamaru: I mean, it's not like anyone else is gonna give some to these immortal freaks.
Choji: They do share different world views though.
Ino: Hmm..... something tells me they wouldn't be talking much so I don't see that as an issue.
Shikamaru: Ya I have a feeling that Jashin-loving-imbecile and that five-hearted-freak like it rough.
Naruto: GOD SHIKAMARU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Shikamaru: Sure it's a drag but I'm just stating the facts here.
Choji: Anyway, I'd rate this a 3/10. I don't think they deserve love, but I'd rather it be with each other than anyone else.
Ino: Same, 4/10.
Shikamaru: 2/10.
Naruto: 0/10? Wtf?
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Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like! The Konoha 11 (plus Sasuke and Sai) reacting to the strangest Naruto pairings I could find. (No offense to your ship).
