Sooji: Want to join the conversation, over there?
Me: *fake* Haha.
Sooji: What are you doing?
Me: Shopping.
Peach: Shh.
Zo: For real. I'm missing dialogue.
Me: How? We've watched Gossip Girl ten times.
Mari: You sound enthusiastic.
Me: Sorry if I don't put my full attention into something I've seen before.
Sooji: Then what else do you want to watch?
Me: I've given you guys a million different recommendations and you never take them. Watch what you will. I don't care.
Sooji: *mumbling* Buzzkill.
Peach: Shut up!
Sooji: I didn't say anything.
Peach: I swear to god, Sooji.
Sooji: What? What are you going to do? Last time I checked this is my apartment.
Me: *whispering* Here we go.
Mari: Right. It's your apartment.
Sooji: What's that supposed to mean?
Mari: I was under the impression that we SHARE this apartment. Between three people. But no. It's precious princess Sooji's apartment. She can just move anyone in here whenever she likes.
Sihyun: Thanks for the unwelcomed wagon.
Mari: You know what? Fuck you, asshole. You're not welcomed here because you're not supposed to be here.
Sihyun: I got cut off! Where am I supposed to go?
Mari: How about the marriott? Oh better yet, break into that little savings of yours and get your own damn place.
Sihyun: I can't afford to!
Mari: Then get. A. JOB.
Zo: *laughing* You guys are doing entirely too much.
Sooji: And that's real rich coming from you, Mari. You don't work either.
Me: She's still in school.
Mari: Thank you, Nari. And newsflash, Sooji. It's rich coming from me because I am rich. Born into it bitch. Unlike him, I can pay my cut if I'm working or not. I may not be busting my ass at an office, but at least I'm not a foul smelling deadbeat who's greatest accomplishment is unlocking all the fortnite characters.
Zo: Ok. I'm bouncing. Y'all acting too sophomoric.
Sooji: Ouu! Look at you cracking open a text book.
Zo: Yup. I'm out.
Peach: I'm coming too.
Me: Are y'all going to Sweet Frog?
Peach: No, but we will if you pay.
Me: Oop. Bye, gossip girls.
On my dollar, Peach and Zo got the biggest possible containers and with the biggest smile on my face, I did too. They made their's candy mostly while I drowned my cookies and cream flavor in all toppings chocolate.
Peach: Goddamn. They talk so fucking much.
Zo: Nari, I really don't get how you live with them.
Me: I don't either.
Zo: In what world does something as small as Nari not wanting to watch Gossip Girl turn into a roommate war?
Peach: Only in Sooji's and Mari's.
Me: Guys. Let's not talk shit.
Peach: No. I'm mad as hell. They always do this. Especially since Sihyun moved in.
Me: Well, you guys have to understand where Mari is coming from. Sooji made a life altering decision about our apartment, didn't talk to us about it, and lets Sihyun treat us any type of way.
Peach: I don't care what they are going through. There is time and place. And you most definitely don't take out whatever bullshit you're dealing with out on others.
Zo: And I bet Mair didn't even try to give Sihyun a chance.
Me: Please. Let's drop it. New topic.
Peach: They're just lucky I love them too much to drop them.
Zo: Nari is right. New topic.
Peach: Did you see the new RuPaul episode?
Zo: I didn't. Don't spoil.
Peach: Come on! What do you mean you didn't?
Me: *laughing* Crazy queens.
