Chapter 15 - MY BIRTHDAY
Guess what?
It's my birthday.
The worst possible day of the year.
Ever.
Do you know why?
It's not because it's the day Snow White (epic sneer) was also born, not because it's the day Tink was banished to Neverland, or Pan running off with her, nor is it about Snow White destroying my home, and the massacre at Freyer's bay.
It's the worst day ever because I get older.
One FRICKING YEAR OLDER.
I know I don't age physically unless I want to, but that's not what counts.
What counts is that I GET OLDER.
URGLE.
WHYY.
So don't bother me today.
Or insult me.
Or do anything that could even slightly offend me.
Because I will turn you into a TINY BUG and STOMP ON YOUR PUNY BODY UNTIL IT IS NOTHING.
That is all.
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Glossary:
Freyer's Bay: A settlement of pixie fairies.
Urgle: My way of choking on frustration but not wanting to curse.
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