Manly Whatnots

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Maya was in the shower when she heard a noise come from the other room, without hesitating she grabbed her gun and went down the stairs when she noticed the stove on with breakfast items being cooked.

A plate was set on the table causing Maya to turn and aim her gun.

"Lucifer?!"

Lucifer looked Maya up and down "Well, good morning, Winchester,"

Maya noticed his look and realized her towel had fallen and quickly picked it up to cover herself. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Setting the table,"

"You broke into my apartment?"

"Yes, well, I hope you don't mind, but I made a little brekkie. You were taking forever in the shower." Lucifer gave Maya a knowing smile "What do you do in there?"

Maya felt her cheeks heat up and realized Lucifer noticed as he smirked "You are unbelievable!"

"Oh, thank you, but it's you who should take the compliment. Really kept things up since the whole Aunt Amara incident, haven't we? Ding-dong,"

"I want to shoot you," Maya sighed.

"Tease. Do it," Lucifer pointed to the gun Maya was holding "but we all know that plastic thing won't do a thing. I'm immortal, remember?" he held up a bottle "Uh, do you have any truffle oil?"

"Lucifer, get out of my apartment now,"

"We haven't eaten yet,"

"Out,"

"Well, don't we need to discuss the next case?"

Maya grabbed his arm to drag him out. "There is no case,"

"What?"

Maya stopped when she was able to see what was on the stove "How did you know how I liked my eggs?"

"Well, I did occupy your brother's head for a bit..."

"Yeah but that was...years ago," Maya noted.

"The curse of immortality, I guess,"

Maya bit her lip, remembering the last time anybody had cooked for her was when Dean and her had found the Men of Letters Bunker.

"You going to let go of my arm, anytime soon, Winchester?"

"Sorry, sorry..." Maya shook her head as she looked down at the stove and over at the set table. "Umm...how about I just go get dressed and then we can sit down,"

"Don't change on my account," Lucifer smirked.

"I'm going to go change," Maya hurried up a level to where her room was set up and quickly got dressed. Stopping when she took note of the pictures of Sam and Dean on her desk "What am I doing?"

***

Maya hurried down the steps and grabbed a piece of bacon and grabbed the omelet filled plate.

"Where's the fire?" Lucifer asked.

"There's a case," Maya reasoned as she grabbed her jacket and keys. "I hate to dine and dash, or in this case dash..." Maya kissed Lucifer's cheek. She froze when she realize what she had done.

"What was that?" Lucifer asked.

"What was what?" Maya denied.

"You know what,"

Maya sighed in defeat "Look the breakfast was nice. But if you speak of this again...I will kill you,"

"Well, no one likes a tease, Winchester. Besides we can talk about it on the car ride over to the station,"

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