Remnant's Wolverine (Wolverine!Male Reader x RWBY)

Round One

"Don't worry, I'll just steal a bed from someone's dorm," Wade says, Y/N looks at him for a moment and chuckles. The both of them sit down at chairs who were facing each other.

"I've never met someone like you," Y/N says. "Boy! how I've met so many people like you!" Wade says. "Really? And what's that supposed to mean?" Y/N asks him. "You know, big, bulky man with the temper of a rhino, and the voice that can go deeper than the mariana trench," Wade says.

"What?" Y/N says. "Y'know I was thinking of naming our dorm," Wade changes the subject. "Why?" Y/N asks. "Because! We, my friend.. need to have a signature!" Wade says. "So, metal clawed, super healing man isn't a signature," Y/N says.

"Hmmm... choices, choices... The Batcave? No, batman already took that, the Avenger's tower? No, this isn't a tower..." Wade whispers to himself with his back turned. "I know! What about, the Dead Pool!" Wade says.

"Dead. Pool?" Y/N asks. "Yes, the name I have sought out and crafted perfectly," Wade says as he does the "kissing cupped hand and then blossoming the hand" action.

"Isn't that a comic character?" Y/N asks. "Of course it is! What do you think I do in my spare time?" Wade asks. "I don't know, jack off?" Y/N says. "What?! No!" Wade says.

"I jack off, and read comics," Wade replies. "Alright, I'm gonna head out to the arena to see Team RWBY fight," Y/N says. "Oh! Oh! I'll come with! I'm buying popcorn!" Wade says as he walks with Y/N.

"Hello! It seems that we have another astonishing bout ahead of us! Wouldn't you agree, Professor?" Proffesor Port asks.

"Doctor," Oobleck says, annoyed. Oobleck brightens up excitedly again. "And yes Peter, I think it's safe to say this match may be the closest we've seen of the four-on-four round of the tournament!" He says.

"For those of you just now joining us, welcome to the Vytal Festival Tournament, broadcast live from the Amity Colloseum!" Port waves his arm to gesture at the entire event from his place on the gigantic screen over the crowds.

The Coliseum is shown in its full glory, as shuttle craft transport people to and from the various floors while the entire structure hovers around the airspace of Beacon Academy. Explosions are seen throughout the battlefield, but the view shifts back to the announcers as they begin speaking again.

"If this is your first time watching, allow us to break down the rules," Port says.

Oobleck holds up the appropriate number of fingers for each of his explanations as a hologram to his side illustrates the rules. "The tournament is divided into three distinctive rounds; teams, doubles, and singles. Age and school year are irrelevant! In this tournament, your only attribute being tested... is skill," he says.

Port nods as another hologram pops up to do the same thing. "Correct! The winners of this battle will elect two of their members to represent them in the doubles round, followed by the winners of that round choosing one member to advance once again. The remaining combatants will then fight their way through the final bracket in the hope of achieving victory for their kingdom!" The hologram disappears with the image of a victorious figure, sword raised and wearing a crown.

Oobleck pushes up his own spectacles as he says this: "And yes, Peter, these certainly are some spectacular spectacles on which to spectate on! I don't think anyone tuning in around the world is going to disagree with me on that!"

"Ahh, and why would they? Now, let's get back to the match between Team RWBY of Beacon, and Team ABRN, of Haven," Port says.

The announcements cut back to the action, as Reese steers her board through the ice. She twirls herself until the board gets launched at Blake, but she's able to knock it away, only for Reese to direct it back at her opponent.