COMFORT CROWD | MULTISHIP

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pete: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

andy: hey pete guess what day it is

pete: uhh what day is it

andy: it's shut the fuck up friday, baby boy !

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: oh my that was so funny 😐

andy: i will slaughter you where you stand

pat: better call saul

pete: leave my lawyer out of this

sarah: my lawyer will be in contact with all of you.

tyler🤢: i bought a vagina candle

andy: no way

andy: is it gwyneth paltrow?

tyler🤢: yessir

andy: i have it too

pat: does it smell like good vag

andy: i haven't been intimate with a woman since tenth grade how the hell would i know

tyler🤢: i don't partake in vagina sniffing

pat: hmmm

sarah: good pussy smells like an empty wallet

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: you're so right it makes my heart ache

tyler🤢: wow

andy: my wallet's empty but i haven't slept with a woman in like three years

pete: blame joe

pat: you should always blame joe

joseph: pete n patrick shut up ur queer

tyler🤢: gasp

pat: joe shut up u faguette

pete: *cough* twink

pat: *cough* himbo

andy: all of you pillow biters need to be quiet

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: oh so now the top is gonna preach to us? that's homophobic

andy: i'll show u homophobic

sarah: are you going to commit a hate crime ??? sir ????

andy: yes ma'am

pat: oh lord

ryan: AHAHAHA PILLOW BITERS

pete: sweetheart u have no room to laugh

ryan: 🙃

joseph: 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃😃

pat: what

joseph: cartwheels !!

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: hot

joseph: thanx

mr semen: hey guys shut up

ryan: get a load of this guy

pete: who wants to play minecraft with me

tyler🤢: sounds fun

pete: we can't play now i tried to sleep in the nether and died lol

pat: idiot

josh: i haven't played minecraft in five years

sarah: oh so you're a virgin ?? sad

pete: wow josh i can't believe you're a virgin

tyler🤢: omg josh we've been dating for six years why didn't u tell me that you're a virgin

josh: guys stop it

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: stop the fucking presses - josh dun is a huge VIRGIN

ryan: geez josh i can't believe i was friends with a virgin 🤮🤮🤮

josh: NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT DOESNT MAKE A ME VIRGIN DUDES STOP :(

pat: ur a fucking baby

pat: ur a fucking sexually inexperienced baby

pat: a baby that doesn't play the sexiest game of the 21st century bc he's a virgin

josh: im going to kms

andy: oh bet ?

tyler🤢: do it

sarah: no balls