COMFORT CROWD | MULTISHIP

05

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: hi people i need cash for new sketchbooks so i will be selling things

ryan: just get an onlyfans like the rest of us

pete: what things will you be selling

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: sex toys and soup :)

pete: i am interested in buying your wares

pat: what type of soup

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: pho and chicken noodle

ryan: that's an odd mix

pete: don't question him, we need to barter

ryan: aight aight

ryan: i can barter

ryan: five bucks for a buttplug, geewad

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: how do u know if i even own buttplugs

bimbo: it's 2020 - u have buttplugs somewhere in that dorm

michael: he does

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: i don't like the idea of ryan wanting a used buttplug

ryan: soak that bad baby in bleach and it's basically brand new !!

tyler 🤢: hey gee imma pop over for some of that pho how much u charging

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: i only have small mason jars so you'll get one of those filled to the brim for ten bucks

tyler 🤢: that sounds fair okay unlock the door

ratman: gerard dont sell my buttplugs u bastard

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: i wanna see u try and stop me u maniac

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: tyler get me some pho i'll cashapp u

tyler 🤢: okay bet

pete: uhhhh gerry ?

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: yes petey ?

pete: can i supersize my chicken noodle soup

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: no.

pete: fuck

pete: well can i get two jars of chicken noodle

pete: and a small vibrator too if u have one in stock

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: tyler literally just left with my only one

tyler 🤢: and you said that for what?

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: why not ?

tyler🤢: but why?

ratman: when i get home im lighting gerards hair on fire and mikey is gonna go live on facebook with it so that their mother can see

michael: i'm vibrating with excitement 😊

tyler🤢: ur not the only one

ryan: oh my god tyler i hate you

pat: okey dokey but who the fuck uses facebook live ??

mikey: my fuckin mommy that's who

mikey: and bitch did u just type out "okey dokey" and decide it was acceptable to send to us because you were sadly mistake

pat: fuck

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: i am officially out of sex toys and pho

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: there is only 🐔 🍜 🥣  left

pat: why my man speakin in hieroglyphics

pete: patrick shut up

pat: oof

bimbo: im sorry but u guys are weird

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: okay so don't be begging for some soup when u see me eating my pho in the quad

bimbo: mister weekes...

bimbo: i will throw a football at your head if i see you eating Vietnamese soup out of a goddamn jar outside in the public

andy: so any of you guys listen to that new uzi album or what

pete: my mom hit a deer on her way to work this morning :(

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: it's either yeet or be yeeted in nature

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: damn straight