COMFORT CROWD | MULTISHIP

02

pete has added tyler 🤢 & josh to the coversation

tyler 🤢: I don't want to be in this.

bimbo: who the fuck asked ?!?!

dal 🧍🏻‍♂️: tyler shut up you look like you listen to imagine dragons and think coldplay is deep

tyler 🤢: dallon be quiet you look like you starred in a softcore gay porno when you were 18 and never got a call back from the director

michael: that's classified information tyler how could you expose him like this

pat: oml

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: i dont even have a comeback so imma take my L and leave

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: as you should

josh: hi guys

bimbo: hello angel !! how are you today ??

josh: im okay :)

josh: im doing my hairs

tyler 🤢: hairs

josh: :/

andy: hairs

pete: lmao

pat: hairs

pete: shut the fuck up patrick i hate u

pat: i pissed on your bed :)

pete: i am seething with rage

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: patrick that's kinda grody bro

pat: do i need to piss on your bed gerard?

ratman: i have that covered tyvm

michael: ???

michael: ?????????????

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: a bitch really do be baking banana bread lol

bimbo: it's seven in the morning why the hell are you baking

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: a bitch really do be hungry for banana bread at seven am

bimbo: i can't stand u

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: im so quirky 😝

pete: dallon can i come over please i want some

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: i deadass didn't know you weren't still here

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: yes pls come over pete

josh: you guys have sleepovers?

ratman: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

pete: i came over to play cod with spencer but i left when he fell asleep

pete: our dorms are across the hall from each other

pat: we get to hear when spencer's boyfriend is moaning at three am on a tuesday right before finals

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: that's why i have noise canceling headphones

ratman: spencer sounds like the worst type of roommate

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: he is

dispenser: y'all better quit talking on my name

ratman: ababababababa

bimbo: fuck your name

bimbo: u should gag jon next time y'all get freaky 🤷‍♂️

dispenser: brendon i will beat ur ass

bimbo: gag 'em !!!!!!!!!

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: gag 'em

pete: gag 'em

ratman: gag 'em

pat: gag 'em

michael: gag 'em

tyler 🤢: gag 'em

josh: gag 'em

andy: gag 'em

dispenser has left the conversation

dal🧍🏻‍♂️: good riddance

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: gag 'em

pete: you're late gerard

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: i'm so sorry 🥺

pete: you're forgiven

ratman: SIKE

ratman: GIVE ME YOUR KIDNEYS AS PENANCE

gerard🧚🏻‍♀️: oh god oh fuck

michael: your crimes against the confederation will not be forgiven this time, brother

bimbo: ....

bimbo: gag 'em