Sword vs Shield Players
Sword Players:
- make up 80% of the Gen 8 population
- Zacian is their go-to Pokémon for everything
- Only 8 Gym Leaders exist
- "Who's Allister and Melony???"
- "Man, Circhester should have been an Ice Gym. Why is it rock?"
- "Melony? You mean Marnie?"
Shield Players:
- everyone else
- uses both Zacian and Zamazenta
- all 10 Leaders exist
- forced to know about every Gym Leader because everyone around them plays Sword
- patiently tries to explain who Allister and Melony are, only to give up minutes later
- probably chose Shield because of Allister-
- 100% knows that Gordie and Melony are related, and that he's her son
This is meant to be a joke. Please don't take it seriously
