Avengers Chatroom Vol.1

Bootleg Starks

hello everyone. i hope you're all staying in and staying safe. i send my love to everyone effected by this uncertain time. my thoughts are with you all.

in this chapter you are the eldest child of tony and pepper and morgan is your sister. this is post endgame so morgan will be around 13 and you and peter 23, as you both were snapped. enjoy !

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Message to Bootleg Starks

Alright kids it's mums birthday in a week and we still haven't got anything planned ~ Stark Jr

You are aware Peter is older than you? ~ Baby Stark

And when you say mum I assume you mean Pepper ~ Adopted Stark

I'm fully aware Morgan you don't have to remind me and yes Peter who else? ~ Stark Jr

No need to be snappy with me. It's your fault we haven't got anything planned ~ Adopted Stark

My fault? How is it my fault? ~ Stark Jr

Because you leave everything to the last minute ~ Adopted Stark

Excuse me Peter, you're apart of this family too ~ Stark Jr

Technically speaking ~ Adopted Stark

Technically speaking I do not care. You have to help me because I get so stressed and Morgan is busy with school work and being a teenager so it's always left down to me ~ Stark Jr

And Happy ~ Adopted Stark

SPEAKING OF HAPPY ~ Baby Stark

Whilst you two have been back and forth bickering for the last month me and Happy have planned some ideas ~ Baby Stark

You decide to tell me a week before her birthday? ~ Stark Jr

It's better than nothing ~ Adopted Stark

Okay sorry you're right. Let's hear it ~ Stark Jr

Well, mum isn't like what dad was. Normally we could go all out for a Stark birthday but since it's mum we thought something more quiet and reserved ~ Baby Stark

That actually makes a lot of sense ~ Stark Jr

Again when you say we ~ Adopted Stark

Yes Peter that includes you but what though we weren't sure ~ Baby Stark

Well I had an idea but I didn't think it would be the best suggestion so I sort of put it on the back shelf ~ Stark Jr

How long have you had this idea? ~ Adopted Stark

From the start really ~ Stark Jr

You decided to tell us a week before her birthday? ~ Baby Stark

Very funny M. I have my reasons. I don't think it would be a walk in the park if I'm honest. A bit of mayhem ~ Stark Jr

There will always be mayhem ~ Adopted Stark

We're Stark's ~ Baby Stark

Go on tell us ~ Adopted Stark

Okay, okay. I was thinking. A sort of retreat into the rural part of the county. ~ Stark Jr

What? Like camping? ~ Adopted Stark

Yeah but I know mum won't like the whole tents and stuff so perhaps in a log cabin somewhere? Happy can come ~ Stark Jr

And if this goes horribly wrong like trips often do ~ Baby Stark

We buy her some books, diner reservations and a spa treatment as a apology gift ~ Stark Jr

I say we buy that anyway so either we look like good kids who have really thought out our mums birthday surprise ~ Baby Stark

Or if it goes haywire we have a back up plan ~ Adopted Stark

See, I knew deep down somewhere you guys were smart ~ Stark Jr

Shut up, I was a role model student ~ Adopted Stark

In science maybe but in everything else ~ Baby Stark

Morgan! Come on Y/N tell her I was a good student ~ Adopted Stark

Sure Pete, sure. The point is we have a plan and a back up plan. Why don't we add Happy and see what he thinks? ~ Stark Jr

Stark Jr added Happy Hogan to the chat
Baby Stark changed Happy Hogan to Stark's Butler

I'm not a butler I'm an assistant there's a difference. How do I change it? ~ Stark's Butler

Not important what is important is we've come up with an idea for mums birthday ~ Baby Stark

Baby Stark who's Baby Stark? ~ Stark's butler

That's Morgan, Hap, I'm Y/N ~ Stark Jr

and I'm Peter ~ Adopted Stark

Right, so what is the plan? ~ Stark's Butler

A retreat into a wood cabin and a few extra gifts. Can you do it? ~ Stark Jr

You're giving me a week to make reservations for a cabin in the woods? ~ Stark's Butler

Yeah, but can you do it? ~ Baby Stark

Of course I can but for further reference I'd like a little more notice ~ Stark's Butler

Great thank you Mr Hogan. Just nothing too fancy okay? ~ Adopted Stark

Peter you're 20 something you can call me Happy ~ Stark's Butler

I wouldn't give him that privilege Hap, he'll lose his marbles ~ Stark Jr

Hey! No I won't. I won't Happy! I swear, as you said Happy, I'm completely normal okay Happy? ~ Adopted Stark

Sure you are Pete. ~ Baby Stark

Can one of you please remove me from the chat I don't know this app ~ Stark Butler

Whatever you say Hap just get it done ~ Stark Jr

~3 weeks later~

From: Pepper to Morgan, Peter, Y/N and Happy

Thank you for my birthday gifts you lot. Perhaps warn Happy a bit sooner but the experience was overall wonderful. Apart from Peter falling down the stairs, the trip to A & E, Y/N drinking to much coffee, Happy managing to set himself alight and Morgan decided to bring a science project along. ~ Pepper

So maybe not completely wonderful then. ~ Peter

Shush Pete we nailed it this year ~ Y/N

Oh absolutely ~ Morgan

I'm never having kids ~ Happy