Avengers Chatroom Vol.1

Just Another Banty Group Chat

Y/N created a chat
Y/N added: Tony, Steve, Wade, Clint, Bucky, Sam and Peter P

Guys. I just kicked a pigeon ~ Y/N

I hope I read that wrong ~ Tony

Please god allow me to have read that wrong ~ Tony

I didn't read that wrong did I? ~ Tony

Absolutely not ~ Wade

Okay, I don't know whether to be offended or not ~ Clint

Why because you're bird boy? ~ Bucky

What does that make me? Bird man? ~ Sam

No Sammy. You are far from a man ~ Wade

Rood ~ Sam

Y/N how did you kick the pigeon? ~ Steve

So you know when you see a group of pigeons and you want nothing more than to run at them? ~ Y/N

You're such a child ~ Tony

But go on ~ Tony

Well there wasn't a group of pigeons. Just one ~ Y/N

I ran at it but it stayed still. I went to 'kick it' thinking it would move away. But it didn't. So I kicked a pigeon ~ Y/N

Maybe you should write that on your CV ~ Wade

Wow I'm offended. You kicked my own kind ~ Clint

May I remind you, you poisoned Y/N two weeks ago? I think she is excused ~ Bucky

Good point good point ~ Clint

Ha. Clint just called himself a pigeon ~ Sam

Sam. ~ Steve

What? He just admitted he was a pigeon! ~ Sam

Sam we have far more important matters to discuss ~ Clint

Look at him trying to change the subject ~ Sam

He has a point ~ Y/N

Wait he does? ~ Clint

What do I do with the body? ~ Y/N

YOU KILLED THE PIGEON? ~ Clint

Ha omg even better ~ Sam

Sam! ~ Steve

You're so irresponsible ~ Tony

*cough* Ultron *cough* ~ Wade

*cough* Civil War *cough* ~ Wade

Wade is just here to burn us let's be real ~ Bucky

But what do I do with the body?! ~ Y/N

Um bring it to the tower? ~ Steve

I think Clint would have a fit ~ Sam

Now that would be funny ~ Wade

Y/n YoU bEtTeR rUn ~ Clint

It's not dead! It's just asleep.... ~ Y/N

"Asleep" ~ Sam

"Asleep" ~ Bucky

"Asleep" ~ Tony

"Asleep" ~ Wade

Not.Helping ~ Y/N

I promise you Clint it's just asleep ~ Y/N

Can we just take a moment to look back and really admire what's going on. Y/N kicked a helpless pigeon and Clint is getting triggered whilst still trying to claim he's a man ~ Bucky