Avengers Chatroom Vol.1

The Morning After

a comment was left on a previous chapter that suggested i make a part two to drunk avengers. honestly, i thought it was the funniest idea. thank you dezzycorn123 for the idea.
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A message from The Mighty Avengers

Would anyone like to tell me what the hell happened last night and why my phone has about a hundred notifications? - Sam

The idiots you call your friends decided to throw a party and get absolutely hammered - Nat

Are you kidding me? I can't believe I missed that! I wasn't even invited to the goddamn party - Sam

That's because you were away on a mission - Tony

Shouldn't you have a hangover or something? - Sam

May I remind you I'm Tony Stark - Tony

Although I can't remember anything from last night but I did wake up in the bath - Tony

Are you telling me I went through all that pain just for you to not have the slightest clue on what happened? - Bruce

Sounds about right - Tony

In fairness, you weren't that bad - Nat

That bad? Nat, he kissed Y/N and I'm pretty sure he got in a fight with Steve and Bucky. He also ended up sleeping in a bath tub - Bruce

That's nothing! I remember one time I got so drunk I almost bought the empire state building - Tony

How do you almost buy the empire state building? - Bruce

That's a story for another day - Tony

About the fight, did you win? - Sam

I can't remember but I probably did - Tony

I'll have you know you did not win - Bucky

Who invited you to the conversation? - Sam

Who invited you to the party? Oh wait - Bucky

I hate you - Sam

You did not win! I'm Tony Stark. The ironman incase you forgot - Tony

You couldn't even throw a punch. You threw up, fell over and passed out. Steve wanted to wake you up but I just put you in the bath tub - Bucky

So that's how I ended up there - Tony

What happened to you being the ironman? - Sam

Shut up Sam you weren't even invited to the party - Tony

Low blow Stark. Real low blow - Sam

Bucky how do you not have a hangover? and how do you remember so much? You were worse than Tony - Bruce

I'm a super solider - Bucky

Super soldiers can't get drunk? - Sam

Well they can but hangovers don't really effect them much - Nat