Spiderman? Pfft, of course not

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Peter made a chat
Peter made it private
Peter added Wade

Hello Spideyboy - Wade

Wade changed Peter to Spideyboy

Wade can you be serious for just one minute? - Spideyboy

Depends. Is someone being mean to you? If so, remember Petey I'm not afraid to kick em' to the moon - Wade

No Wade no ones being mean to me - Spideyboy

And for gosh sakes I'm Spider-Man! - Spiderboy

If your a man, why did you say 'gosh?' - Wade

Because May doesn't like me swearing - Spideyboy

And that's exactly why you're a boy not a man - Wade

And who's this May you speak of? ;) - Wade

Ew no she's my aunt - Spideyboy

Even better - Wade

What?! - Spideyboy

Jeez dude I'm joking. Anyway, why I am I here? - Wade

I want to talk about me being Spider-Man - Spideyboy

Boy - Wade

Man - Spideyman

Boy - Wade

Man! - Peter

Man-child - Wade

Fine - Spideyboy

Wait no! - Spideyboy

Wade changed Spideyboy to Man-child

Go on - Wade

Ugh - Man-child

You can't keep calling me Spider-Man in public! - Man-child

Luckily I don't - Wade

What? - Man-child

I call you Spidey - Wade

B - Wade

O - Wade

Y - Wade

You know what I mean - Man-child

Y/N joined the chat

How did you do that? - Man-child

Magic - Y/N

I'm scared - Man-child

And so you should be - Wade

Anyway! - Man-child

Wade did you eat my doughnuts? - Y/N

Ugh! - Man-child

Hey kid! Doughnuts are a series matter and especially when mine go missing. Looking at you Wade - Y/N

Hell no. I wouldn't steal doughnuts from you even if they were double sugar cuz gurl you scary - Wade

Man-child? - Y/N

Yes? - Man-child

Ayyy - Wade

Shut it Wade - Man-child

First off language - Wade

Don't be a such a Steve - Y/N

Second off don't rude Spidey remember I know all your secrets - Wade

:O you wouldn't - Man-child

Try me - Wade

Third off how dare you compare me to Steve now I wish I eat all of you doughnuts instead of sharing them with crime fighting Man-child over there! - Wade

Wade! - Man-child

Whoops - Wade

So you eat my doughnuts and the had the decency to lie about it? - Y/N

I'm sorry Y/N it was Peters idea - Wade

It was not - Man-child

I'm calling Jeremy Kyle - Sam

Sam? - Man-Child

Hi Peter - Sam

How? - Man-child

How what? - Sam

Are you here? - Man-child

See when a mummy loves a daddy - Sam

Ew no stop - Man-child

You asked - Sam

And you took it literally - Man-child

That I did - Sam

Wade left the chat

Oh no you don't - Y/N

Y/N left the chat

So when you calling Jeremy Kyle? - Man-child

Spider-Man huh? - Bucky

Where are you coming from?! - Man-child

See when a- - Sam

No Sam I know where you came from - Man-child

Then why ask? - Sam

Ugh - Man-child

I will repeat, Spider-Man huh? - Bucky

Spider-Man? Me? Pfft no! - Man-child

Man-child left the chat

He is so half bug - Sam

Yep - Bucky

Well goodbye - Sam

Bye - Bucky

Sam left the chat
Bucky left the chat

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