How To Act Gay [LiLo]

[6] The Threesome.

I was glad that Liam Payne was a pretty chill guy. I don't know why I'd been expecting him to be an uncouth pervert, even when Zayn always sings songs in Liam Freaking Payne's praises. How he's involved in charities and whatnot and hasn't had a stable relationship in years because he's waiting for Zayn. Okay.

And Liam had so nicely offered me helpful advice on my uncertainty in playing a gay guy, and also very nicely signed Zayn's diary, while suppressing his weirded out expressions very well. Hence, he is a nice guy.

And speaking of the fanboy, the last I'd heard from my two friends, Zayn had most likely fainted when he'd heard I'd met his dream boyfriend and got him his autograph with a personal message.

Harry and Zayn of course sounded happy for me and were ready to get pissed drunk, but something had sounded off. And I know those two idiots like the back of my hand, so I can easily make this wild guess.

I know we always manage to get wasted in seconds, so that conversation would have to be put on hold now.

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"Loubear! I'm so fucking proud of you!" Harry grinned widely, and gosh, his dimples are so deep. Zayn is right when he says he can just swim in them.

I grinned back, hooking and arm around Harry's neck and my other around Zayn's neck as I pulled my boys close. My mind was spinning, the edges getting a bit blurry due to the alcohol, but fuck, I was so damn happy right now!

Things were finally looking up for me! And I had my two best friends by my side, one of which was responsible for getting me my big break.

I'd told the boys everything and how I start tomorrow and about meeting Liam Freaking Payne and then Zayn had attacked me in a bear hug and then dug his diary out of my bag.

"It's... It's a lot 'cause of ya, Curly! Couldn't have snagged this without ya!" I giggled, snatching the bottle from Zayn's hand who whined out a "Heyyy!" and downed it, welcoming the burn.

"It really sucks having two fucking hot straight best friends ya know!" Zayn sniffed, taking a huge swig directly from the bottle as he slammed it down on the coffee table. Harry and I met each other's eyes and giggled.

"Well," Harry snorted as he leaned against me in the middle --so I became a Zarry sandwich-- peering at the black haired boy. "Let's have a threesome then!" Harry crowed, and I burst out laughing, slapping my knee, Harry joining along as we leaned against each other, shaking with drunk laughter.

I glanced at Zayn and he was staring at us wide-eyed, eyes unblinking. "T-that's a life... goal!" He hiccuped, pointing a finger at us accusingly as if we'd just read his personal diary, then grinned tipsily, raking a hand through his hair.

"But Hazzy here likes to pretend he's straight l-like my... my dick gets when I see him naked! Hah!" Zayn grinned at Harry, who pushed me back, narrowing his eyes at Zayn.

Oh, boy.

"I am straight thankyouverymuch! Y-you are unattractive!" Harry choked it, turning away with a hmph, and I blinked at the white lie as I eyed a shirtless Zayn almost on my lap who was nowhere near unattractive and damn, I'd take hin if I swung that way. Sorry not sorry.

Zayn sing-songed, "Denial!" in a high pitched voice, as he jumped up on the couch across my lap and oh-- maybe I should leave? Nah, I'mma stay.

"I am irresistible! Why'd ya not k-kiss me Styles?" Zayn pouted at Harry. I blinked, my fuzzy mind clearing a little. Oh wow. I really need to talk to them soon.

"I don't like you, okay?!" Harry almost yelled at him, making Zayn and me start.

Okay. Where's the party time? This is party time. Not serious yelling time! I pushed Zayn off my lap, and stood up, facing the two boys.

Grabbing the bottle off the table, I took a long swig as I felt it kick in. "Woo! You two! Let's not forgive- forsee- forget! Forget that your fucking awesome bestieee just got a main role! Have your lover's spat laterrrr!" I whined, and jumped on the two boys, forming a dog pile, who first groaned then we all started laughing and I know I was pissed drunk, but I could still make out how utterly happy I was at this moment.

"It's a-actually happening!" Zayn scream-squealed. "Just... Oh God! Oh, mhmm. Threesome. Oi! Who grabbed my arse?" Zayn squealed again, and I was pretty sure that was Harry.

Like I said, I love these perverted idiots.

And everything's coming up Tomlinson.

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I AM SO SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING THIS FOR TWO MONTHS OMG! This is what happens when you have too many books :c

nothing much happened in this chappie but the story has just started! it will pick up soon. liam and niall (and niall's mystery love) in the next one ^_^

zourry are life xD