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You Never Stood a Chance

you never stood a chance

originally by kagshina

Find the original story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9076885

Please note, this story has swears and talk about slightly mature subjects!

Lance was screwed.

He'd just sent a shirtless gym selfie to Keith, someone he barely knew, with the caption 'bet you wanna lick these nips.'

That was supposed to go to Hunk! Hunk would have laughed and wrote back something like 'sure buddy,' used to Lance's slightly inappropriate snapchats by now. Lance likes to think he has a nice body, it's definitely gotten nicer in the six months he's been going to the gym. He likes taking pictures, why wouldn't he? And he likes sending them to his best friend, who gives him the praise he's looking for. (Bless Hunk and his never ending compliments.)

What he doesn't like is accidentally sending suggestive snapchats to Keith fucking Kogane, who he's had a grand total of four conversations with, one of those conversations happening last night over snapchat, Keith having asked Lance what the reading assignment was for their Writing 121 class.

That's how this happened! It was all Keith's fault. If Keith wouldn't have snapchatted him last night, then his name wouldn't have been in the "friends" section and seriously, why did snapchat think they were friends after sending a grand total of five snapchats to each other? Come on Snapchat! So this was Keith's fault and it was Snapchat's fault. Lance couldn't be blamed.

Lance swipes Hunk's snapchat name to the right, frantically typing out a message to inform Hunk of his impending doom.

lance to hunk ♡
>i'm gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent
>keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said
>"BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS"
>HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E

hunk ♡ is typing...

hunk ♡
>did you tell him you sent it on accident?

lance to hunk ♡
>FUCK NO I DIDNT IH NY GOD

Lance leaves his conversation with Hunk in a rush, ready to send an apology snapchat to Keith reading something like 'hey haha funny story i didn't mean to send you a shirtless pic!! and i don't actually think u wanna lick these nips!! that was for hunk please pretend it never happened!!' but then he sees that the snapchat was already opened, and oh dear god.

snapchat from keith_kogane

Well, Lance thinks he's lived a good life. He didn't expect to die at the young age of nineteen, but alas, here he is, dying shirtless in the middle of a fucking gym because snapchat had decided to put Keith's name under the goddamn best friend section. He sucks in a breath, accepts that this is the end, and opens the snapchat.

keith_kogane
(Keith with his lips pressed together and pulled up in a small smile, forehead crinkled and eyebrows raised with his hair up)
>lol

Lance stares at the snapchat for the full ten seconds it's there, and then it disappears and he blinks, trying to understand what the hell just happened. He's still alive, still breathing.

Lol. What does that even mean?! And okay, what the hell is with that hair? And fuck, the selfie in general? Keith never striked Lance as a selfie person, not that Lance had really thought about it much, but damn, even Lance couldn't deny that the guy could take a good selfie! He looked... fuck, he looked good.