IM HIGHHHHHH!!!!

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*at walmart*

Maryam:So let's buy this Oooh forget that I need to get headphones

Jeff:*drunk*

Speaker:Attention shoppers Walmart will be closing at 9:00 PM

Jeff:*gets down at knees* YESSSSS!!!GOD HAS SPOKEN!!

Maryam:*facepalm*

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