Dr.Smiley is a cardiothoracic surgeon so something good happens to him whiling working.

AT HOSPITAL:5:38 PM

Boss:Okay Smiley it seems that you've been working really hard lately and I wanna tell you that I'm giving you a promotion today!

Dr.Smiley:Really!

Boss:YEAH *onison face(it's when he smiles with his teeth like this :D for a long time)

Dr.Smiley: *jenna marbles face*

Boss:* XD!!

Dr.Smiley:Soooooooooooo

Boss:Sooooooooo

Dr.Smiley:about that promotion right.

Boss:Yes you have a promotion!Now run!

DR.Smiley: k *run*

*outside of the mansion* 10:23 PM

Dr.Smiley:*brakes wall with an axe and puts head through a large hole*

GUESS WHO GOT A PROMOTION AT HIS JOB!!!

Jeff:GUESS WHOS GONNA FIX DA DOOR

Dr.Smiley:GUESS WHOS AN UGLY ASSHOLE

Jeff:GUESS WHOS A PYSCHOPATH!!!

Dr.Smiley:GUESS WHO MOANS IN HIS SLEEP!

Jeff:GUESS WHO BATHES WHILE WEARING A TIGHT BARBIE DRESS!

Dr.SMILEY:GUESS WHO GOT LANGUAGES WRONG

Jeff:How?

Dr.Smiley:You said "I have a child abortion and you wanna hump a monkey" in German.

Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff:IM DONE!!!!! *walks alone*

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