Xena:*playing flappy bird* UGH FUCKING BIRD LIKE GET THROUGH THOSE PIPES BEFORE ILL RIP YOUR ASS OUT!!!*
Me:*walks into the room* hey Xena why are you using colorful language!!
Xena:Because this fucking bird won't go through those pipes!
Me:Oh yeah like that's okay.At least it's not that bad..........
Xena:Fine play it yourself *gives her Iphone 6*
Me:Okay I will play it!*plays flappy bird*
Xena:Okay that'll do! *leaves room*
*10 minutes later*
Xena:Okay Maryam I need my phone cuz I'm going out with Liu and-
Me:*holds her phone that is broken because I crushed it with ONE HAND*
Xena:Why did you break it?
Me:Because I lost at flappy bird!
*me and Xena arguing*
Karen(the magical girl from the shadow who can make spells like Raven from the Teen Titans):WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!
Me:Ask this girl right here!
Xena:She broke my phone like I spent a lotta money on that!!
Karen:Give me your broken phone!
Xena:Okay *gives broken phone to Karen*
Karen:ASAMENTREEOUSSINTOS!!!(magic words) *uses powers to fix phone and then gives phone back to Xena.
Xena:Thank you! *takes phone and hugs Karen*
Karen:No prob. *fades away*
Xena:Let's see your highscore. *puts on flappy bird seeing a highscore of 378264832992739364838379382936827292376393638272826483348382628283874839293639478474833728* HOOOWWWWW!!!!
Me:It takes skill you dumbass!
Xena:Oh okay!
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with the creepypastas
HumorTypical random moments I used Xena Grace but she doesn't belong to me.. She belongs to @XenaGrace or her new account @Xena_Grace
