sweet like honey || p.jm x chubby reader [embrace yourself series]

eight.bis

Jiminie 💕 : Babe
Your dad wants to play ping pong

You : looool
he's probably not expecting u to be good

Jiminie 💕 : How do you know?

You : he's so bad at it
and the fact that he's confident enough to challenge u shows how low he thinks of u
sorry
probably shouldn't have said that
he loves u

Jiminie 💕 : Shut up 😡
Am I suppose to let him win???
?????
hello???

You : sorry hoseok lost nayeon lol
he took another little girl's hand lol her mom screamed
she wants to call the police

Jiminie 💕 : (Y/n) I have more important matters going on right now so please
hello
Hey?
(Y/n)

You : just let him win idk

Jiminie 💕 : Thanks for answering an hour later
It went well

You : good!!!
we're on our way back home
need anything?

Jiminie 💕 : why don't you buy condoms? 😏

You : but of course my dear!
I'll ask Hoseok to pick them for me 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Jiminie 💕 : oh🥴
sorry babe I forgot you weren't alone

You : stop being stupid jimin
please?