(U/N) POV
It was a normal morning. I got out of bed. Liz made me breakfast. And I played with Jenn. That was until I got some messages. First was from Harry, then Qweep, and then Punisher. And they all said the same thing......."I'm getting married". My soul floated to the heavens as I saw all of these messages.
Married! So quick! I mean, Qweep and Looky have been going out for away, same goes for Harry and Fuji, But Punisher! It's only been 5 days since they confessed! Is this normal? Surely not.....but Asuna and Kirito.....maybe?
Liz comes strolling in to see me in shock.
"My my did Jenn hit your weak spot again," Liz says cutely
"My my, I don't know what would hurt more," I say showing her the messages. Getting hit in balls hurts, but this....this is shocking.
"I'm so happy for the girls," Liz says happy after reading it
"Don't you think this is so sudden, I mean all at once!" I say
"O please, (U/N) different people take things at different speeds" Liz lectures me
"What does marry mean?" Jenn says out of the corner
"Ummmmm" I blurt out
"I'll take the lead on this one," Liz says
"Jenn, Marry is when two people who like each other make it a...a official?" Liz says as she turns to me for the answer
"I don't fucking know" Is the face I'm making to her. She turns back to Jenn
"Anyway it happens when two people really like each other," Jenn says
"So like you and (U/N)?" Jenn asks
"Yea a little," Liz says blushing
"So are you two married?" Jenn asks
"Heavens no" I blurt out blushing
"Listen, Jenn, a guy needs to be brave when asking someone to marry them.....(U/N)...well he hasn't done it yet," Liz says kinda glaring at me
I do a shrug and turn around, "I better leeeaave"
"See ya later hon," Liz says in a dark voice
O fuck. I exit our house and head toward the guildhall. Once I entered, I swear to god, I didn't know I was entering a brothel.......kissing left and right. I finally get my wits back and say, "for Pete sake get a room!" I yell out.
It seemed to have worked as the three couples stopped what they were doing and looked around to see each other.
"Bruh," Qweep says, "we were here first"
"It's not your hall is it?" Jam counters.
"Not like you paid for all of it either," Harry says
"Listen, boys n girls, you have rooms....use em," I say out loud
"Don't you talk, you have a whole house to do what you want to Liz" Jam comebacks
I start chocking," 'Scuse me"
Everyone starts laughing hard, as I continue chocking.
"You should have seen your face!" Harry says
"It was priceless," Punisher says laughing, and that doesn't happen often.
"So what do you do in that house?" Fuji asks with a bit of a blush.
"I bit you've done it in so many places, the kitchen, the shower, bathtub? Dinner table? O about the laundr---" Looky was saying before a loud crack can be hard. In an instant, I had Looky pinned against a wall.
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The Lightning Swordsman (Book 1)
FanfictionSAO has trapped in thousands of player. (U/N) is faced with emotional hardship, will he make new friends, or stay alone. How will (U/N) use his special ability, to help others, or to help himself...and maybe he can enjoy being trapped after all that...
