Haruka: People say you're a witch right? How exactly?
Namine: Well I have the ability to alter memories at will. I was imprisoned in a place called Castle Oblivion, by a cruel man named Marluxia. But I was freed soon, by a young Keyblade warrior.
Aqua: His name was Sora!
Kairi: We all wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him!!
(Y/N): I know!! What a great guy!! With a great heart too!!
Xion: You've got a big one too!!
(Y/N): Thanks!!
Michiru: I'm just glad I can date you and Haruka at the same time!!
Michiru and Haruka hold each other in a romantic way!!
Haruka: OH MICHIRU!!
Michiru: OH HARUKA!!!
Hotaru and Setsuna: There they go again!
Minako: I think they do that almost all the time.
(Y/N): No kidding, but I like it.
Usagi: So do I!! It's quite romantic!! They're almost like Marc Anthony and Cleopatra!! Or Romeo and Juliet.
Rei: Didn't they die?
(Y/N): Yes they did. And Usagi just made it sound darker.
Usagi: Give me some credit for trying!!
Neo walks in and holds up another sign. "I thought it was nice Usagi."
Usagi: THANK YOU NEO!! Now I'm thirsty! I think I'm going to drink what Rangiku and Ms. Tsunade are drinking!
Sailor Senshi: Wait. USAGI NO!!!!
Usagi grabs the sake bottle and takes a chug!
(Y/N): USAGI STOP!! THAT'S NOT WATER OR SODA!! Its-
Usagi: Hic!!
(Y/N): Sake.
Usagi: Hic, hey why is everything spinning!!
Kara: Uh, Usagi are you okay?
Usagi: Oh yeah, I'm hiccup, fine!! Say, I can see carrots!!
Rei: THAT IDIOT!! SHE DRANK SOMETHING ALCOHOLIC AGAIN!!
Tsunade and Rangiku rush over!
Rangiku: You mean this wasn't the first time?
Tsunade: When did she do it?
Minako: We were at a party, and she kind of mistook it for juice. Actually it happened twice.
Tsunade and Rangiku: TWICE?!
Usagi: Hey ... hey, Hinata, Orihime, let's go juggle hiccup, stacks of peanuts over our heads!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Orihime: Uh Usagi, are you alright?
Hinata: Yeah, you look as red as a hot air balloon!!
Mira and Liz come over.
Liz: I think we need to keep anything alcoholic away from Usagi.
Mirajane: Indeed, it's not as bad as seeing Erza drunk. She gets really violent when she drinks alcohol!!!
All of a sudden-
Erza: AAAAH!! HEY I NEED MORE SAKE NOW!!
Mira: Crap!!
Diana: Erza, calm down!!
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Waifu Novel!! (Male reader x Massive harem)!
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) is your ordinary 19 year old man. He works out, has a normal well paid job, lives in a house, has a pet dog named Ghost, and loves books, anime, manga, video games, and all various media!! One day, he finds a weird novel on the ground, t...
Kobayashi and the Three Dragons!!!!/Getting Drunk!!!!
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