Hi guys :D I know some of you guys don't know what Homecoming is... basically it's a dance. Also I've snuck out twice to go to it, and it's not that fun! Take my word for it!!
alsoo there's some PROFESSIONALL art that I made down there lol
Anyways, enjoy :))
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*You and friends are hanging out in your room.*
Chalkyboy: I know I don't usually help you on crap like this... but this is our last straw. You need to get Crush already!
You: I know, I know. But it's too late now :(
Kat: It's never too late!!! It's homecoming night, AND YOU ARE GOING!!
You: You know my parents would never let me go... :(
Class: Yes, that's exactly why I have a plan. LET'S GO!
*Class dresses you up quickly and fixes your hair.*
Class: I put a straw dummy under your sheets so your mom thinks you're asleep. LET'S MOVE OUT!
*You and your friends jump out of your window and run to the school.*
Class: Hurry, climb into this window! The dance is already starting!
*You and your friends crawl into the window and look around to the dance.*
Kat: Wow... they transformed the school for the dance... but it somehow still looks trashy '-'
Teacher: HI STUDENTS, WAIT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
*Your Teacher is standing behind you in a two-piece dress*
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Teacher: HELLO :D
You: AUG! Wear some clothing woman! No one wants to see that D:
Teacher: NEVER! In fact, I will call your mother to tell her you snuck out to this dance.... unless... ;)
You: Unless what?
Teacher: Unless you slow dance to a song with me :)
You: NO GOD PLEASE NO!
Chalkboy: You have no choice...
You: :( Fine... let's go.
*Your Teacher moves you to the middle of the dance floor and start slow dancing.*
Teacher: I sure do enjoy this.... it almost reminds me of my honeymoon with my first husband.
You: Uh... 0-0 how many husbands have you had?
Teacher: Oh, only six :)
You:... alright then... hey look, the song is over! We can stop dancing now :D
Teacher: Hmm.. well I didn't enjoy that dance, so I'm calling your Mother. Bye! :D
*Your Teacher calls your Mom and you instantly hear a car screeching outside.*
You: AHH HIDE!
Mom: YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!
*Your Mom walks into the dance and suddenly all of the music stops playing.*
Mom: I know you're in here You! I can smell you!
You: 0-0 oh no oh no
*You hide under a table next to your Crush.*
Crush: Is that your Mom?
You: Whaaat? No, I don't know that woman
Mom: YOUUU!
*Your Mom pulls you from under the table and grabs you.*
Mom: :O IS THAT MY OUTFIT?
You: ....possibly...
*Your Mom grabs you by the ear and drags you out.*
Mom: YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING THE HOUSE AGAIN, even if that's the last thing I do!
Teacher: Oooh get her gurl! Ha ha! Back to dancing everyone!
YOU ARE READING
50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
