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*You're in class extremely bored by your subpar teacher.*
Teacher: And THEN, blah blah blah!
You: *Sigh*, I should do something more useful...
*You pull out a notebook and start writing about your life.*
Teacher: Also, you must do this.. HEY! YOU! I SEE YOU!
*Your teacher runs over and snatches your diary.*
You: NO PLEASE!
*Your Teacher squints at your diary and reads it at loud.*
Teacher: It says, "Dear diary, I hate everyone at this stupid school. Teacher sucks and is desperate for a husband..."
*Teacher looks up and starts to cry.*
Teacher: I- goodbye :(
*Your Teacher leaves and drops the book.*
Chalkboy: HEY! You wrote about all of us! Grab it!
*The whole class scrambles for the diary.*
You: NO!
Chalkboy: Hey, You said I smell like boogers!
Kat: You said she doesn't like me and I smell like hot dog water!
Derek: You said she'd rather hit herself with a bat than hear me speak!
Crush: Hey, You wrote about me! Let me see it!
You: You know what, I think it's time to go..
Crush: *Reading* "Dear Crush, I would like you to know that you impregnate me with every glance and I would love to run away with you. Even though I am too good for you, I guess I will settle for you. You don't deserve me but I guess I have to give the peasantry a chance too....
*The class goes quiet and you try to slip out of the room.*
Chalkboy: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
You: I- uh... dropped my pocket. Oh there it is, outside the hallway. Bye!
Classroom: FOLLOW YOU!
*Your class chases you down, and you bump into Principal.*
Principal: What is the meaning of this? Back to class!
Chalkboy: No, read this diary mister!
*Chalkboy hands him your diary and the principal reads it.*
Principal: *Reading* 'Our principal is just like pineapple on pizza: disgusting and pointless.'
*Principal looks up in shock.*
Principal: You know what... the purge shall commence! GET YOU!
You: No plez D:
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50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
