Hey guys! Long time no see... I haven't been able to update because there is NO WIFI AT MY HOUSE
My parents decided it was a good idea to shut down he WiFi for some time because it's getting too pricey... and they have hotspot while I'm here faithfully doing my summer homework T-T
Thanks for understanding.... and here's ya chapter!
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*School is out and you invite your friends over for a pool party.*
You: Everybody, a straight line! You can't go in if you're dirty!
Mom: WOAH WOAH WHAT IS THIS? Why are so many BOYS invited?
You: Mom, it's a pool party. I invited my class... and plus my Crush is here.
Mom: OHH WHERE? THERE HE IS!
*Your mom runs to your crush and stares at him.*
Crush:.... Can I help you Ma'am?
Mom: YES you can help me! First of all, you and my child haven't done the.... nasty nasty right?
You: MOM OF COURSE NOT!
Mom: Just making sure you know kids these days... anyways, do you want any kids?
Crush: Uh, I prefer not to. They're sticky and whine 24/7 and-
*Your mom drowns your Crush on the Pool.*
You: MOM WHAT THE HECK STOP!
Mom: HE SAID HE DOESNT WANT KIDS HE'LL RUIN THE FAMILY NAME!
You: I CAN ALWAYS ADOPT STOP!!
Crush: Glurg glurg! :(
*Your Crush dies.*
You: NOOO PLEASEE
Mom: I just saved you some heartbreak hon. Try marrying a plumber, they are H-A-W-T!! LOL
YOU ARE READING
50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
