Heyy guysss!
Sorry about the title: I really try to make things gender neutral.... but it's hard not to imply at times. Since I'm a girl, my default is a female.
If you're a guy, pretend it says fanboy! So sorry about that once again..
This chapter is inspired by my friend, who's a Dolan Twin lover... I MEAN she's OBSESSED! She's a big broemieomie (sorry if I spelled it wrong)
Anyways, enjoy!
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*You're on your phone in class, looking at videos of your favorite fandom.*
Teacher: CLASS! Pay attention? Why is no one paying attention to me?!
Lucy: Everyone's dead from boredom, that's why!
Teacher: Lucy.... you're already dead.
Lucy: ... True...
*You suddenly get a notification.*
You: Who followed me- AAAH!!!!
*You see your fandom idol following you online.*
You: AWH OH MY GOSH AHSHSHS!
*Your nosy class crowds around you.*
You: OH MY GOSH THEY FOLLOWED ME! THEY ACTUALLY FOLLOWED ME!
*You turn to your Crush.*
You: Crush, I don't need you anymore! I'm going to get MARRIED to BTS (Example) ! Now if you don't mind me, I'LL be leaving!
*You start to pack up your stuff, but someone stops you.*
Class: If it's BTS.... why does it say "Fan Account?"
You: WHAT no! It can't possibly.... AH IT'S A FAN ACCOUNT!
*You chuck your phone across the room.*
You: STUPID FAN ACCOUNTS BRINGING MY HOPES UP AUGH!
*You sit back down and start crying.*
Crush: I was going to give you these flowers and box of chocolates but-
*You take the chocolates and gobble them while crying.*
Crush: .... But never mind. Maybe I should give it to someone who actually likes me!
*Your Teacher appears out of nowhere.*
Teacher: Hayyy :)
*Your Teacher takes the flowers.*
Crush: (: How old are you?
Teacher: 69- I mean, 29 :)
Crush: If you're 29, I'm 30!:D
Teacher: :D
You: NO come back to mee.. :*(
Crush: NEVER!
*Your Crush and Teacher ride off on a magic carpet.*
You: MY LOVE IS GONE!
BTS: I'm here for you :)
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Hi guys!!
(I'm aware BTS isn't a person btw, but a band.)
I'm so tired, almost everyone in my family is sick, so I'M coming down with it too....
I'm going to go eat some Oreos, and hope for the best!! Cya guys and remeber
STAY WEIRDDDDDDDDD
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