Hey guys :) Twilight reference, per usual.. enjoy!
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*You're at home, chilling on the couch and watching some T.V.*
You: Ooh, a 30- hour marathon on how ice cream is made? Count me in! :D
Sister: NOT TODAY!
*Your sister swipes the remote and changes the channel.*
You: HEY! They were just getting to mint chocolate chip! D:
Sister: Shut it, Twilight is on :)
You: TWILIGHT? Aren't you like 10? You're too young to be watching this...
Sister: Hm. Maybe if you watched fine works of art you wouldn't be single right now.
You: Shut up, you're just as single as me!
Sister: You wish. Oh look, Charles is here!
You: Who's Charles??
Sister: My boyfriend. He drives a Tesla. Bye!
*Your sister runs off.*
You: Huh. Maybe she has a point... hm...
*You frantically call everyone in your class for a group meet-up.*
Door: DING DONG!
You: Wow, they came that quick 0-0...
*You open the door and your class pours in.*
Lucy: So you finally wanna be a vamp? I gotcha.
Teacher: I GOT CODE RED, that means you're about to get your Crush right?!
You: Actually... I sent that to everyone but you. Infact... I never added you to my contacts!
Teacher: *Winks* The less you know the better. Okay class, I want this house cleaned up, sparkling! Crush is coming over here in... hm.. 10 minutes.
You: WHAT?! Who invited Crush?!
Teacher: Why, I did, you silly goose! Now go get all vampired up or whatever.
*Your Teacher pushes you and Lucy upstairs and closes the door.*
You: Uhh... Lucy are you good?
*Lucy stands with her back to you.*
Lucy: I'm really glad you decided to become on of us You...
You: Huh?? Uhh it's just pretend Lucy. \(･д･)/
Lucy: Hm. Well I am feeling incredibly thirsty...
*Lucy turns around and her eyes are pitch black.*
You: LUCY NO D: DON'T EAT ME MY BLOOD DOESN'T TASTE GOOD!
*Lucy slowly walks towards you and you scream.*
Dad: WHAT'S GOING ON? I heard a man scream!
*Your parents bust into the room and stare at Lucy.*
You: That wasn't a man screaming, that was me... Lucy tried to attack me '-'
Mom: Oh okay honey :D! Crush is downstairs and he's coming up right now. Bye!
You: NO NOT HERE!
*Crush walks into the room.*
Crush: I heard you needed to speak to me urgent- AHHH!
*Lucy attacks Crush mid-sentence and drinks his blood.*
You: nOOO WHYYY!
Sister: AND SCENE!
*Your Sister jumps from an air vent smiling.*
Sister: See, I told you, if you pretend to be in the movie, everything will be better :D so I got everyone you know to act like Twilight characters!
You: You mean to tell me.... you faked the death of Crush.... for ROMANCE?!
Sister: Yes :). Everything is an act :D
Lucy: Not everything ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
*Lucy shows her vampire fangs.*
You: D: RUN!
YOU ARE READING
50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
