Hi guys I'm doing this on my phone, so if it's a lil weird you know why! Enjoy!
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*You and your class go to a paintball arena.*
Teacher: Ok class! Everyone suit up!
Lucy: I don't understand how this relates to our school setting....
Teacher: Shut UP LUCY!
Lucy: ... :(
Teacher: ANYWAYS... to your teams class! The team who is able to go into another persons base wins! GO!
*You and your group huddle up.*
Chalkboy: So we'll need people to stay behind and watch the base-
Lucy: ME. I'm always left behind anyways, like a unwanted memory slipping in in out of your soul, tattered, bloody, and bruised.
Chalkboy:..... Right.... anyways, I'll go with You to try to get to their base... but we'll need a diversion.
Kat: You already know I can do it!
Chalkboy: Okay! Everyone else, you can either hide around at base or come with us.
*You and your team get ready to attack.*
Teacher: ATTACK! ATTACK ATTACK!
*Your Teacher comes charging out of nowhere with the rest of your class.*
Chalkboy: AHH HELP!
You: IM OUTTA HERE!!
*You run to a dark corner and hide.*
You: Whew I'm SAFE!
Crush: Are you? :}
*Your Crush comes out of the shadows.*
You: HiILoveYou- I mean hi :)
Crush: Hello. So, you're the only one left in your team... and if you give up I'll take you on a date.
You: Hmm let's see.... I would love to... right after I win this game!
* You run and head the paintballs begins you.*
Crush: GET YOU!
You: No don't get me!
* You see the home base and speed up.*
You: IM ALMOST THERE! WOO-AAAH!
*You trip over the flat floor.*
You: NOO!
* Everyone comes and shoots you with the paintball.*
You: NOO I LOVE YOU GUYS! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
Crush: We don't love you.
You: D:
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50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
