Hey guys :') wow, this has officially been the longest time I've been off Wattpad. I'm so sorry for giving up on this story, I promise to be as active as I can!!
Thank you for still loving the #100Things series and showing me support!! The amount of PM's I still get still shocks me to this day and I love you guys!! Thank you!! <3 Love my salmon gang ;)
Hoping this serves up some nostalgia, hope you enjoy it :))
Also happy (late) thanksgiving!
(Spongebob reference!)
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*You decide to invite your whole class to have a Thanksgiving dinner.*
Mom: When are they coming already? I thought you said at 5:00! It's 5:02 already!
You: ....Mom... it's been 2 minutes.
Mom: DID I ASK?
You: '-'
*The doorbell rings and run to answer it.*
You: Hey look, my classroom is here!
Teacher: Hayyy y'all I am here to eat GOOD!
Crush: I am here because I have no choice '-'
Lucy: Same here. I hate you all..
Chalkboy: I am here because I am here.
Dad: Oh-kay... uhm. You have intresting friends, it's a-okay here folks.
You: .. Anyways, we all have food on the table, have a seat wherev-
*Your class stampedes over you to get seats.*
You: Ow... wherever you want. EXCEPT CRUSH, YOU SIT NEXT TO ME, I mean, have a seat :)
Crush: 0-0.. okay...
*Your siblings plop down and decide to sit next to you.*
You: Guys I need you to act normal, my crush is here-
Brother: OOOOUU A CRUSH? You likes Crush!
Crush:...
Sister: I'm hungry!
You: If you're so hungry go eat my arm ( -_-)
Sister: FiNe! I WILL!
*Your sisters canines sink in your arm.*
You: HELP! The monster is attacking!
Crush: Alright, it's time for me to go...
You: Wait, you haven't seen our yearly thanksgiving performance!
Teacher: Performance?
You: Yes, every Thanksgiving, I have a performance. Feel free to pass up money (:
*You pull out your microphone and get ready to sing.*
You: The CRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME!
Crush: .....
You: THE CRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, doodoodoo is the pizza doodoodoo FOR YOU AND.... MeEeEeeEeE!
*The whole table erupts in applause.*
You: Thank you, thank you! Please pass up the money!
Teacher: Absolutely beautiful, oh my god :')
You: Yeah yeah, I know it was great.. Crush what do you think? You?
*Crush's seat is empty, and you see them jumping out of a window.*
Crush: OW MY LEG! But it was worth it, at least I got away from that awful screaming!
Sister: No, you can never escape my vocals ;)
*Your sister jumps out of the window and sits on Crush.*
Sister: THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG AND DINGO WAS HIS NAME-!
Crush: Kill me now T-T
YOU ARE READING
50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
