Haloo!!!!!!!
I have all my homework done, washed all the dishes, AND really happy and energetic rn! :D
SPONGEBOB REFERENCE
Enjoy!
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*You figure out where your Crush is meeting your ex- best friend, and decide to pretend to be her.*
You: Hm.. a little bit more lipstick... there! :D
*You go downstairs to run out.*
Mom: Bye hone- OH MY GOD, IT'S YOU'S STUPID FRIEND! SCREECH!
You: Mom it's me!
Mom: AND SHE STOLE HER VOICE TOO D:
You:... Mom '-'
*You run out of the door and steal her car.*
Mom: AND SHE'S STEALING MY CAR! I knew You had bad friends...
You: :/
*You drive away and make it to a fancy restaurant.*
You: Hm.. table three! Aha there they are!
*You hid behind a bush and listen to Crush and your Friend.*
Crush: You look so good :)
Friend: Thanks babe! Ooh gotta go to the bathroom...
*You follow your friend into the bathroom and shove her in a stall with you.*
Friend: AHHH HELP ME!
*You clamp a hand over her mouth.*
You: Shut it or I'll flush you down the toilet.
Friend: You...? Why are you dressed as me?!
You: I'M here to reclaim my husband, you MAN STEALER! Now stay here!
*You tape your friend up, and go to the table.*
Crush: Hey! We got free drinks!
You: Awesome! But not as awesome as you.... <3
Crush: You're really sweet :)
You: :D Not sweeter than you!
Crush: *Giggle* Hehe...
*You see a waiter run from the bathroom, and you try to leave.*
You: Uh- I gotta go I..
Crush: WAIT! I have a question...
*You see your Crush get down on one knee.*
You: No no no no....
Crush: Will you marry me? ( ° ᴗ°)~ð
Waiter: STOP! She's deceiving ya! Reach into their head and pull off their hair!
*Everyone stops and listens to the Waiter, except for your Crush.*
Waiter: YOU TOO BOY!
*You Crush takes off your disguise and gasps.*
Crush: It's Y-Y-Y-
Chalkboy: YO-YO!
Crush: NO! Not a YO-YO Chalk boy! It's YOU!
You: Hi :)
*You see your Friend run dramatically to your Crush.*
Friend: CRUSH!
Crush: FRIEND!
*Friend falls into your Crush's arms dramatically.*
Friend: I-I-I almost died... FOR YOU!
Crush: I love you.. SO WE NEED TO GET RID OF YOU!
Restaurant: YEAH! Get rid of You!
You: Whoa there, wait! We're friends, right!
Restaurant: NO!
*The restaurant kicks you to the curb.*
You: WAAA! I have nobody!
Teacher: Me too You, me too. :)
YOU ARE READING
50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
