Hey guyssss!!!!
I am sooo tired recently I've been staying up until 3 AM, doing NOTHING, then I go to sleep at 4, and wake up at 8 to help the devils- I mean, my siblings :)
On a positive note..... ENJOY THE CHAPTER
LOUD HOUSE REFERENCE!
(I LOVE THE LOUD HOUSE I SIT MY BUTT DOWN EVERYDAY TO WATCH THAT SHOW... even though I may be too old for it tee hee)
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*You and your Crush gather all of your classmates in the Teachers lounge.*
You: Guys! We just saw her eat Chalkboy... if we wanna get out of here alive I think we need to attack her.
Crush: EVERYONE GRAB A STAPLER! AND RULERS!
*Everyone gets geared up and is ready.*
Lucy: Why are we doing this? I want to go to sleep already, let me go to sleep...
You: Lucy, do you want to be eaten by Teacher?
Lucy: I mean, I'd rather be eaten then living in this ticking time bomb we call Earth.
You:..... Okay, you can be the bait. Everyone get ready!
*You throw Lucy outside the Teachers Lounge while your class hides behind her.*
Teacher: MMM what is that smell? I LOVE the smell of my students! :D
*You hear your Teacher stampede down the hall.*
Teacher: COME TO MAMA!
Lucy: I'm having second thoughts about this...
You: NOW!
*Everyone throws staplers, rulers, and binders at your Teacher.*
Teacher: AWH STOP ITTT!1111
You: TACKLE HER!
*Everyone jumps on your Teacher and she falls.*
Kat: PAPER MACHE HER!
Dawg: MAKE A MESS ON HER!
Teacher: NO! Not my beautiful face! D;
*Everyone trashes the whole room.*
Teacher: FINE, fine! Here's Chalkboy!
*Your Teacher pulls Chalkboy from her mouth.*
You: And you're forgetting someone!
Teacher: '-'
*Your Teacher pulls out the Principal.*
You: EVERYONE STILL FIGHT HER!
Chalkboy: CHALK ATTACK!
*A Janitor passes by and watches your class.*
Janitor: I really don't get paid enough for this job.
YOU ARE READING
50 Things NOT to do Around Your Crush!
RandomIf you've had those embarrassing crush moments, SAME!! I know the feeling, soo, this book is created! And if you haven't had a crush, it's okay- I'm here to teach you how to avoid all of THAT junk (Sequel to 100 series)
