her | him
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"I'm sorry"
"You're more important than sleep"
"Pick up my calls"
"I'll keep messaging you until you respond"
"I'm going to send you dad jokes until you respond"
"Or how about I send you weird science facts?"
"Did you know there's a species of turtle that can breathe from its butt?"
"There's also a really stubborn species that appears to be immune to hot guys' apologies"
"It's known as an Isabella"
"If you don't pick up I'll mail mustard filled diapers to your house"
"You don't know where I live"
"Ah, so the princess speaks"
"And you're not hot"
"You don't know that"
"Call me maybe"
"Or leave me on read...ouch"
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
