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"Hello! This is the drug free helpline-"
"How about I make you a new intro?"
"How about no?"
"Wow, remind me to never be nice to you again"
"Mm okay Damion"
"How the fuck-"
"Don't question my abilities"
"I knew it, you're a witch"
"Hell yeah, now respect me or I'll shove you into my cauldron"
"..."
"It was a joke"
"Oh...kay?"
"It really wasn't"
"You're fucking weird"
"Do you want an award for that revelation Einstein?"
"What's your name?"
"Ha, I already told you"
"No....you didn't"
"I did. It's your fault for forgetting, now suffer"
"You know my name so it's only fair I know yours"
"You do though, you're just on Dory mode"
"Can you actually do anything other than make dumbass references?"
"Yes, I can breathe, eat, sleep-"
"All useless"
"You're so stupid. How is breathing useless?"
"Are you this disrespectful to all your callers?"
"No-"
//call ended//
"Whatever"
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
