her | him
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-incoming call from bae-
"You called me first, wow"
"I've done it before idiot"
"When?"
"When you didn't call for a week. By the way, top marks for that voicemail, it was truly inspiring"
"You sound like an English teacher, stop"
"Whats wrong with English teachers?"
"We can't be friends anymore"
"We're friends?"
"Not anymore, no"
"I thought we were more frenemies calling each other for entertainment"
"..."
"I mean, that's what you think too of course"
"..."
"I'm jok-"
//call ended//
"Dammit"
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...don't kill me please. I know I've been the suckiest at updating like ever but i'm BACK now and who knows, I might just do a double update. dammit, christmas fever getting to me again.
also, MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone !!! have an awesome day x
vote and comment <3.
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