Me: Okay! First, dare form sandskey! The shyest person in this room to kiss EVERYONE on the cheek!
Everyone: *points to Shade*
Shade: NO! Neuro's the shyest!
Neuro: I can talk to people perfectly!
Pale: Honey, I'm the one having to order things when we go out because you're too shy to talk to the cashier!
Shade: PALE!
Sam: Cmon! Shady, Just a quick peck!
Shade: Don't call me Shady! *kisses Pale on the cheek*
Ash: *still sitting on the couch* Happy I don't get any dares for now!
Shade: *kisses his cheek* ...
Neuro: ME NEXT!
Turner: *looks at him suspiciously*
Shade: *kisses Neuros cheek and then Turners*
Baby Kai: NWO!
Shade: *kisses Kai on the cheek* *Kai uses his powers on him* OW!
Baby Kai: Nwo wisses!
Shade: *kisses all the other ninjas* okay the worst things are over!
*timeskippy*
Shade: *blushing in embarrassment* Pale we're not going out on a date any time soon! As long as it isn't watching a movie on Netflix! IN MY OR YOUR HOUSE!
Pale: Next dare!
Sam: From maskarraide! Pale has to be in a place where there's NO internet OR wifi for two hours!
Pale: WHAT WHY ME?
Me: And if you escape you have to kiss Turner!
Turner: *hides behind the couch* NOPE!
Sam: *teleports him away* HAVE FUN!
Ash: Can someone get here and scratch my leg?
Jay: Do it yourself!
Ash: My arm is sprained and my leg is screwed and I have wounds that hurt when I reach for my other leg! So can someone please scratch it before I start shaking!
Jay: I'm NOT doing it!
Nya: I'll do it! *walks up to him and gently scratches his leg*
Ash: Aaaaahh! Yeah right there!
Jay: Nya...
Nya: Yes this feels weird for me too!
Ash: It's okay you can stop!
Nya: Thanks! *walks away*'
Neila: You know that I could've done it right?
Shade: Are you sure it was a good idea to send my boyfriend away?
Me: What's the worst that could happen?
Shade: Well places without wifi and internet is usually not in public spaces and it's kinda late so... there's a high chance he is somewhere were where its dark!
Sam: And he's afraid of dark places... DAMNIT!
Me: We'll speed it up!
*two hours later*
Sam: *snaps finger to bring Pale back*
Pale: *runs up to Shade crying* IT WAS SO DARK I WAS IN A FOREST AND I WAS SO SCARED! WHAT IF THAT WHITE GUY WOULD COME AFTER ME AGAIN!
Shade: Shh shh! It's okay! Slender Man isn't real!
Pale: *crying* Can I sleep at your house tonight?
Shade: Of course!
Me: Let's end it here... I'm PurpleCherryUwU!
Sam: And I'm SammyJSMarksoles!
Me and Sam: And we'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
