Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to
Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE! *snaps finger to make Neila appear*
Neuro: Why is she here?
Ash: Hello beautiful!
Neuro: *death glare* YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!
Neila: Sorry big bro! But he's my bf now so good luck!
Me: And a request from DaWaeKnower
says that you have to give them your blessing!
Neuro: WHAT? NO!
Sam: Cmon! He's a lonely bean!
Neuro: WHEN DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
Neila: Well, he asked me about it on our first date and after thinking for a while... I thought I could give him a chance!
Me: SO BLESS THE SHIP OR ELSE!
Neuro: Okay, listen... Neila, I wish you good luck with your new boyfriend BUT! Ash, I swear if you break her heart I'll CRUSH EVERY SINGLE BONE IN YOUR BODY!
Neila: Thanks, bro... But I can do that myself...
Ash: Hehe... She's a tough one!
Sam: So the next and last request is from Ninja_Puppet! Nya will call her parents and-
Kai: What? Why?
Me: She'll prank them and say that she's pregnant!
Jay: You know that it doesn't have to be a prank!
Kai: WHAT?
Nya: Jay, don't get any ideas now!
Sam: Just call them!
Nya: *calls Maya* Hey, mom! Uhh... Can you turn on the speaker and bring dad? Yes, thank you! *turns on speaker*
Cole: This will be interesting!
Ray: What did you wanna talk about sweetheart?
Nya: I wanted to tell you that... ehm...
Maya: What?
Nya: I'm pregnant...
Ray: WHAT?
Maya: REALLY?
Ray: I'M GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH YOUR HUSBAND!
Nya: NONONO! IT WAS A PRANK!
Maya: Awwww....
Ray: Don't scare me like that... *hangs up*
Nya: Well that was awful!
Jay: I'm glad my father-in-law doesn't want to kill me...
Skylor: Will the day I tell them I'm expecting Kai's baby to be the same?
Kai: ARE YOU?
Skylor: NO!
Kai: awww...
Nya: I want to be an auntie!
Skylor: We'll see!
Ash: Do you want to be an uncle Ne-
Neuro: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Neila: We've only been dating for a couple of weeks!
Ash: Sorry about that!
Jay: Do you wanna get married?
Neuro: DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS NOW!
Ash: She's a real goddess!
Neila: You can call me Durga!
Karlof: Karlof is not familiar with that name!
Gravis: Durga is a goddess from a religion called-
Me: We'll explain later!
Sam: Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and
Me: We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
